Me: did you do your homework....stewie power.
Jesse:not yet
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This made my day worth it.

Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

Why do people say "no offense" when they're about to offend someone?

I've been surfing and I havent found one good domain that I used to visit.
Because you guys all sucked and died.
Except for Mexian.net and Utopist.org. At least someone doesn't suck.
(wait. theres also Aestia.org...Artistia.net...Sicksidearte.net..stop proving me wrong people.)

Yesterday I walked around with my mom in my neighborhood at like 10pm. We talked a lot, she told me about her first date when she was in grade 5. How she and this guy went into a theater through different doors and left through different doors so no one would know. She never saw him again, because he went to a different school. But she found out ( Read more... )

skeptic dead men: i had a french test today.
MikeAtWaterloo: and how did you do?
skeptic dead men: eh. not great i think. i didnt know some verbs like..to buy and to stay
MikeAtWaterloo: purchaser, and um....stayer ( Read more... )

If a girl says she's 26 but looks 19, she's 12.

I got a haircut. Maybe I'll take a pic tomorrow.


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If you see retarded looking colors (like say, purple background) do tell me. because its supposed to be red.

Scratch that. its just this retarded computer. Turns anything of the red variety, blue.

If you see anything different thats good. I changed my design of the LJ and changed my info a bunch. Yeah, all spiffy cool now isnt it. Made a bunch of LJ icons too. This is all mad-cool ( Read more... )

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