Comments | wantsyourcows: Even Stevens

wantsyourcows

Even Stevens

Feb 25, 2009 18:24

Since Peitho's slept with somebody since we got here, I think it's my turn to do the same thing.

Any takers?

even, peitho, you know you want me

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andfaded February 25 2009, 23:32:12 UTC

...Um what?

wantsyourcows February 25 2009, 23:32:48 UTC

I'm getting even. It's not fair if we get married and she's gotten to sleep with somebody else. :(

andfaded February 25 2009, 23:38:05 UTC

...Um, are you sure you want to do that?

wantsyourcows February 25 2009, 23:39:15 UTC

Why not? It's fair, isn't it?

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wantsyourcows February 25 2009, 23:41:11 UTC

Really? :D

I just want to be even. I don't see what's wrong with that. She can't get mad at me for that, can she?

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wantsyourcows February 25 2009, 23:45:21 UTC

I'm fucking the Pope? What? YOU WANT ME TO COME OVER OR ARE YOU?

I don't know. Girls are weird. :/

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pseudologos February 25 2009, 23:44:20 UTC

I WILL!

wantsyourcows February 25 2009, 23:45:40 UTC

Why would you say that to me? :(

pseudologos February 25 2009, 23:47:53 UTC

Because I hate you and think this is precisely what you ought to be doing.

Obviously.

wantsyourcows February 25 2009, 23:51:23 UTC

...you think it's the wrong thing to do? Why?

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ateseeds February 26 2009, 00:12:20 UTC

....Hermes that is ridiculous.

wantsyourcows February 26 2009, 00:17:18 UTC

How is it ridiculous? :(

ateseeds February 26 2009, 00:20:33 UTC

Had you already announced your intentions to marry her before she...slept with someone else?

wantsyourcows February 26 2009, 00:26:20 UTC

I think so. Dion says she's slept with him too. So that's two people she's slept with? But I don't know when she slept with Dion.

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cyprian_swan February 26 2009, 00:23:50 UTC

Only fair, love~ I would offer, but I am just a tiny bit peeved you chose another one over me.

I'm sure you would understand that I do have my standards, and frankly she isn't worthy to be my successor, Hermes.

wantsyourcows February 26 2009, 00:27:09 UTC

I want a committed relationship, though.

cyprian_swan February 26 2009, 01:02:07 UTC

[dry snort] Sweetheart, I know you. You haven't committed to anything since the day you were born. Always so easily distracted, love. But no matter, best of luck in this grand plan.

wantsyourcows February 26 2009, 01:24:25 UTC

I can commit. But I don't need to because she isn't. I thought she'd actually try.

I guess I'm available again, if you're ever interested.

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