Single for Life

[wantsyourcows]

She locked me out.

She fucking locked me out.

I don't even know what the hell I did!

Fuck this. I don't need this kind of shit.

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[acomplication]

How tragic. The muse would be delighted. As am I.

[wantsyourcows]

Do I look like I give a fuck?

[acomplication]

No.

[wantsyourcows]

Then don't ask stupid questions.

[onewithtragedy]

I'm quite disheartened to hear that to be honest...

Boiling with rage, dear Hermes?

[wantsyourcows]

I'm not in the mood.

[onewithtragedy]

To break your hand, punching out your door?

Perhaps talking to someone will help.

[wantsyourcows]

Does telling you to shut the fuck up count as talking?

[ateseeds]

Hermes, what happened? Are you all right?

[wantsyourcows]

Peitho. Locked. Me. Out.

She put half my shit outside the door, too.

I'm living in 1A now and I'm fine.

[ateseeds]

Oh...Hermes...I'm sorry.

[wantsyourcows]

There's nothing to be sorry about. It's better she did this sort of thing now instead of later after we were married or something.

[charmingspeech]

Bastard. Ελπίζω ότι πεθαίνετε ένας αργός, επίπονος θάνατος.

[wantsyourcows]

Bitch. Έγκαυμα στην κόλαση.

[charmingspeech]

I'll see you there. Αυ γαμισω.

[wantsyourcows]

Fuck you.

Oh wait, that's what Hypnos does.

[wantsyourcows]

Yeah?

[wantsyourcows]

I'm just fucking peachy.