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[wanttobeatree]

Soooooo, I went on that date with Male BFF. And it was... good? We went to an Italian place (AND I HAD A GIANT FUCKING SLAB OF SWORD FISH OM NOM) and we did not sit in awkward silence like I'd been worrying. We are going to go on a second date! At some point

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[elizardbits]

POST THE REST OF THE PIX OF THESE FROZEN ABOMINATIONS

DO IT NOW I COMMAND YOU

oh i see you have already done so

well then

DRAW A THING

DRAW YOURSELF TOUCHING BUTTS

[elizardbits]

also just randomly - i have never before laughed as hard as i did when i heard a british female person refer to their lady parts as their "front bottom"

please never do that okay

[wanttobeatree]

I WILL NEVER DO THAT. It perplexes me. It's usually something that children/people who work with children seem to say BUT IT NEVER HAPPENED WHEN I WAS A CHILD. We called them fannies and we liked it.