Sorry, I am being a bit (very) spammy, but the scanner was on, and. Well--
AND THEN it turns out that Dean isn't really going to hell after all, and it's all just an incredibly elaborate practical joke for Sam's birthday, and Henricksen and Andy and not-evil!Ava and Ash and Ellen and Bobby and EVERYONE EVER all pop up and shout surprise, and then they all go out for icecream and cake and balloons and...
:3