A HELICOPTER!maskedfangirlNovember 8 2009, 12:03:12 UTC
(It's almost 6am and I am punchy as fuck so I'm just going to take a cheap shot at this. In capslock, because IT'S A FUCKING HELICOPTER.)
"SAM!" CASTIEL BURST THROUGH THE DOOR OF THE MOTEL ROOM LIKE THE VERY HORDES OF HELL WERE ON HIS TAIL, AND BOTH WINCHESTER BROTHERS LEAPT UP, GRABBING VARIOUS IMPLEMENTS OF VIOLENCE JUST IN CASE.
"WHAT IS IT, CAS?" SAM SAID, RUSHING FORWARD.
"I NEED YOU TO TEACH ME TO FLY A HELICOPTER!" CASTIEL ANNOUNCED IMPORTANTLY.
NOW SAM, HE WAS SMART. HE WAS VERY, VERY SMART, IN FACT. BUT HE'D NEVER FLOWN A HELICOPTER. HE'D WATCHED COUNTLESS MOVIES WITH HELICOPTER PILOTS IN THEM, AND HE'D ONCE OWNED A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES LIKE A HELICOPTER PILOT'S, AND THAT WAS IT. BUT HE HAD SPECIAL FEELINGS IN THE GROIN FOR CASTIEL AND REALLY WANTED HIM TO THINK HE WAS COOL, SO HE SAID, "OH, IS THAT ALL? I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME TO DO SOMETHING DIFFICULTDEAN GAVE HIM THE SORT OF LOOK THAT SAID, "THIS WILL ONLY END IN YOU SOBBING INTO A PINT OF HAAGEN DAAS," BUT BEING A GOOD BROTHER, WHAT HE SAID WAS, "OH, YEAH, SAMMY HERE'S
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"SAM!" CASTIEL BURST THROUGH THE DOOR OF THE MOTEL ROOM LIKE THE VERY HORDES OF HELL WERE ON HIS TAIL, AND BOTH WINCHESTER BROTHERS LEAPT UP, GRABBING VARIOUS IMPLEMENTS OF VIOLENCE JUST IN CASE.
"WHAT IS IT, CAS?" SAM SAID, RUSHING FORWARD.
"I NEED YOU TO TEACH ME TO FLY A HELICOPTER!" CASTIEL ANNOUNCED IMPORTANTLY.
NOW SAM, HE WAS SMART. HE WAS VERY, VERY SMART, IN FACT. BUT HE'D NEVER FLOWN A HELICOPTER. HE'D WATCHED COUNTLESS MOVIES WITH HELICOPTER PILOTS IN THEM, AND HE'D ONCE OWNED A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES LIKE A HELICOPTER PILOT'S, AND THAT WAS IT. BUT HE HAD SPECIAL FEELINGS IN THE GROIN FOR CASTIEL AND REALLY WANTED HIM TO THINK HE WAS COOL, SO HE SAID, "OH, IS THAT ALL? I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME TO DO SOMETHING DIFFICULTDEAN GAVE HIM THE SORT OF LOOK THAT SAID, "THIS WILL ONLY END IN YOU SOBBING INTO A PINT OF HAAGEN DAAS," BUT BEING A GOOD BROTHER, WHAT HE SAID WAS, "OH, YEAH, SAMMY HERE'S ( ... )
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I AM MOVED
ALSO, BOBBY IS AWESOME
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JUST.
BOBBY.
YOU ARE OFFICIALLY AS AWESOME AS BOBBY NOW. TAKE THAT THOUGHT WITH YOU AS YOU SLEEP <3.
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HEHE ON THE CAS AS CO-PILOT LINE! AND BOBBY RULES!
THANKIES SO MUCH!!
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(Sorry for the belated reply.)
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FUCKING WIN
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