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Stay Sassy: the Sam/Castiel commentfic meme you never knew you wanted

Nov 07, 2009 17:30

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you know you want to, sam/castiel is sassy, sam = sinister pony, castiel = snail, what in the world, meme, do it i command you, meme: commentfic

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Part 1 flawedamythyst November 8 2009, 01:10:30 UTC

Oh, wow, this got REALLY cracky, even for this meme.

The first thing Sam noticed was that Castiel was around all the time now. Before, he used to just pop in on occasion, give them some mildly unhelpful piece of information about the apocalypse, look intense, serious, and a little bit constipated for a moment, and then disappear again. Now, he just turned up and hung around like a lost puppy.

"Did you want something?" Sam asked impatiently after Castiel had been standing silently in the corner for three hours while Sam and Dean watched the game.

"I want many things," said Castiel. "I fear none of them are in your power to grant."

Oh great, more subtle references to how he accidentally started the apocalypse. Sam frowned and stared at the screen again. "Maybe you should just go and get on with finding God then," he suggested.

"As you wish," said Castiel, and blinked out. Sam let out a breath of relief.

****Two days later he was back ( ... )

Re: Part 2 ibroketuesday November 8 2009, 10:00:53 UTC

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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ.

Re: Part 2 snowpuppies November 8 2009, 18:42:57 UTC

Hee! Loved the ending!

Re: Part 2 janie_tangerine November 8 2009, 20:59:17 UTC

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF THE ENDING OH GOD I DIED. I HOPE THAT SAM WENT TO DINNER WITH CASTIEL AFTER, RIGHT? HE DID, RIGHT?

Also, Cas is totally right. Pink totally suits Sam best. ;) ;) And God, your Cas voice. *snort* I died.

Re: Part 2 stilettoxmafia November 9 2009, 01:02:27 UTC

The ending is just perfection.

Re: Part 2 entangled_now November 9 2009, 11:06:08 UTC

BEST ENDING EVER!

Re: Part 2 merle_p November 10 2009, 11:44:37 UTC

"Think it's some kind of new demon power? Spreading pot pourri everywhere you go?" He tipped his head to one side consideringly. "I did always think that stuff was evil."
OMG, Dean is so right. Potpourri is EVIL.

Loved this.

Re: Part 2 wistful_fever November 10 2009, 19:38:15 UTC

Oh man, the part about the chocolates. I can just see Castiel getting sidetracked by the commerical and having his Eureka!thiswillmakesameloveme moment! Great ficlet.

Re: Part 2 unavoidedcrisis November 15 2009, 18:42:45 UTC

I AGREE, CAS, THEY ARE PLEASING DIMPLES.

Re: Part 2 emmy_bemmy November 18 2009, 02:19:59 UTC

OH DEAR LORDDDDDDDD.

THE ENDING.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Re: Part 2 whitereflection November 19 2009, 19:44:18 UTC

The next morning, Dean woke up covered in rose petals, beneath Disney Princess sheets, wearing a pink shirt with a unicorn on it.

LoooOOOOoool~ AWESOME

Re: Part 2 electricalgwen January 23 2011, 22:45:32 UTC

AHAHAHAHAHA best ending EVER.

Re: Part 2 ravenly265 October 28 2011, 03:28:20 UTC

That last line had me laughing so hard that my housemates think I'm going insane. Saving to memories.

Re: Part 2 simonejester March 12 2012, 03:52:59 UTC

WOW.

This is the crackiest, most entertaining thing I've read all day--and it's almost midnight.

Re: Part 2 lucianwolf April 11 2013, 05:18:28 UTC

BWAHAHAHA!

Re: Part 1 minalskare November 8 2009, 06:29:25 UTC

THE PART ABOUT THE SHRIKING, SO CUTE.

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