I've been a reader of Warcraft Sues for quite some time (still waiting for one of my toons to get on here!) but I never had a Live Journal account. "Why would I ever need one! Psh, I'll just read the hilarity, I'll probably never find anything worth posting," I said.
But those were innocent times, friends.
Innocent times indeed.
Now, I roam the lands, broken, shaking, looking over my shoulder at every turn...
... in fear that I may someday be tackle hugged. Actually, I'll never see it coming due to the "discize". It should also be noted her class was a Warrior.
There are too many obvious things wrong here that restating them would insult your intelligence more than reading this did.
Stay classy, Wyrmrest Accord.