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[wardatyork]

I suppose I should know by now about rains and flooding. You'd think. But no. Colossal moron that I am, I set off up the M1 on Friday night, and had ten minutes of decent - ie not wet - weather before the clouds chucked everything they had at six lanes of motorway traffic. My car is small and I now know that its tyres - which are fine and passed

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[loosechanj]

I don't recall asking him a similarly intimate question about his prostate.

That's probably because you didn't. But you should have.

And while we're at it, where do people go to get the right to ask me whether there's a wedding - ie mine - 'on the horizon.'?

This reminded me of that joke, you don't go 'round asking people when they're gonna kick the bucket at funerals do you?

[wardatyork]

I don't know that joke. I am going to use it. Regularly, given the regularity with which I'm asked that annoying wedding/babies question.