Another despondent groan of "Oh for f#ck's sake, how much more of this is there?"

[wardytron]

After the neck and neck thrills of Round 5, it is with another despondent groan of "Oh for f#ck's sake, how much more of this is there?" that you will no doubt be anticipating the thrilling prospect of Round 6 of Lovely of the Year. But don't scroll impatiently past this entry just yet! This could be the strongest group of contestants yet! Or

Comments

[oldbloke]

Hello, looks like somebody only voted for 1 person, or your poll is fsck'd, coz I know I voted for exactly 2.

[wardytron]

There's no obligation to vote for more than one person. The other day I voted 5 times in the same poll despite claiming that this would result in in my vote being regarded as spoiled, and also that don't vote anyway. Don't tell anyone.

[atommickbrane]

My problem with George Clooney is that he advertises both martini and 'nespresso' coffee. Leaving aside 'nespresso' being a stupid name, the combination of martini and coffee leads to bad images in my mind IE VIZ the 'espresso martini' which is bad and wrong and shouldn't exist. I mean what if you PULLED GC and went back to his gaff 'for coffee' and he produced the espresso martini at you? Your face would go slack in horror and you'd just have to get out of there, a ruined MESS. I suppose you could sell the resulting article to the papers.

George still gets my vote btw.

[jimyojimbo]

Nespresso seems like such a daft concept. I mean, why not just splash out on a proper espresso machine? Or just drink martini.

[michael_winner]

why not just splash out on a proper espresso machine?

It makes the insides go all rusty, or something.

[wardytron]

When Fi was looking at pictures of George Clooney I got the impression that had she pulled him then yes, she would get out of there a ruined MESS, but about eight or nine hours later.

[mirrorblue]

We're hardly comparing like with like, here. Please show us some pictures of James Ward in pink lingerie to make it a more level playing field.

[whizzerandchips]

I thought all this nonsense had finished...

In the interest of raising some sibling rivalry between you two I'm voting for James Ward, who used to be quite funny until he went to work for Auntie.

Also that girl with the 'luscious juicy breasts'. I'm giving her one too. I like that photo of her BTW. Much nicer than the 'bacon' one.

[wardytron]

No, anybody who does for vote him is an ISLAMOPHOBE, because he's a Nice Muslim rather than an Angry and Shouty one. Melanie Phillips probably approves of him, ergo he's a ZIONIST or something.

That woman in her pants - not Melanie Phillips, don't think that - is so going to win this round.

[whizzerandchips]

That's the whole point though. In my experience, which is legion, mannequins put up almost no struggle at all.