Comments | wardytron: THE SECOND LAST ONE.

wardytron

THE SECOND LAST ONE.

Dec 14, 2007 11:38

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lovely of the year

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mrs_whizzerscat December 14 2007, 16:38:18 UTC

In the interests of fairness, I, the whizzer household cat, have voted.

p_forrester December 14 2007, 17:38:56 UTC

I'm voting for lovely Wardytron because of the lovely picture of him with the lovely puppy from an earlier round. Lovely.

whizzerandchips December 14 2007, 17:52:50 UTC

Have you any idea what he's putting that dog through in that picture? I thought you were 'sweetly pretty' and 'loved animals', but it turns out that you're no better than wardytron.

It's like racism, but against animals instead.

p_forrester December 14 2007, 17:58:35 UTC

You can talk. You forced your cat to take part in this farce, look. Imagine his little paws forced to do all that typing. It's cat abuse.
I'd swear at you but I'm too sweet to know the words. You rotter.

whizzerandchips December 14 2007, 18:07:24 UTC

Rotter? Look at that icon. Your smile's no more sincere than Hitler's. She may as well have a small moustache. Certainly the fringe is on the way.

I had no idea the cat was voting. I'm totally innocent of all charges. They're their own animal, cats. I should know. It shows scant regard to my personal space when choosing a place to defecate or throw up, but I respect it's decision to vote rhodri.

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gemima_obrien December 14 2007, 17:51:20 UTC

No offence Wardytron - I voted for Rhodri because you cunningly drew yourself against MY nomination of Nick Baker hence throwing him mercilessly out of the competition. You also stole Lovely Nick's (TM) PR tactics by holding a cute dog to help win yourself votes.

whizzerandchips December 15 2007, 22:59:33 UTC

It is with the interest only an impartial eye can bring that I note a vote today against rhodri coming from someone I KNOW shared a bar table with wardytron today. Proof, if proof be needed, that canvassing works.

Also. I've got another three cats. Highest bidder...

wardytron December 16 2007, 10:46:20 UTC

And on that note, I think we can close voting in the semi-final and declare officially that somehow I scraped through. Now, how the hell do I beat Stephen Fry?

whizzerandchips December 16 2007, 11:45:10 UTC

how the hell do I beat Stephen Fry

There's two options open here. The first is to implicate Fry in some sort of scandal, perhaps a dead body being found in his pool, buggered to death and full of barbiturates, therefore ruining his lovable English eccentric reputation.

The second is to cheat.