Wouldn't it be ironic if, on approaching Fry with the award, and explaining how he came to win it, he threw a strop, and refused to have anything to do with you, and in fact turned out to be a complete Arsehole.
I was going to make some lewd comment about gay mountain sex and Sherpa 'Tensing', but I can't be bothered.
In which case I would win, or in some other set of circumstances I have plenty of time to think of. Anyway I'm still shocked that Sherpa Tensing's first name isn't Sherpa. The sly, double-dealing lowlife Sherpa bastard.
But you can't win, because you bought the trophy and that would lay you open to accusations of being a c#nt. So I think that makes it mine. Stephen Fry is such an arsehole, don't you find?
Well the words "denier" and "arsehole" can be very confusing. Instantly you're transported back to M&S: "14 denier, suitable for all types of arsehole". Oh they say that on the packaging but it never works out like that does it. I mean the denier was fine, but the other aspect was all wrong, I won't go into details.
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I was going to make some lewd comment about gay mountain sex and Sherpa 'Tensing', but I can't be bothered.
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I wonder if Shilpa Shettie has ever thought of becoming a sherpa?
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Including Mugabe?
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