I see Tony Arbour won then.

[wardytron]

I was Googling to find the exact result when I found this:

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[whizzerandchips]

I'm in agreement with Fritzl regarding the one sided press coverage. I mean, I haven't seen one article claiming that he loved his kids too much.

[whizzerandchips]

Exactly. He should be offering parenting classes.

[giro_playgirl]

I say Old Boy! Is that Ant of Ant 'n' Dec fame sporting that rather spiffing hotdog hat?

[wardytron]

I think it's a Novelty Hat Model who just happens to look like Ant. The picture's from an American website where they're not so popular, but otherwise he'd be able to ditch Novelty Hat Modelling and work as a lookey-likey, if he knew someone who looked like Dec.

Anyway, here are Ant & Dec with Gary Coleman from "Diff'rent Strokes":

[whizzerandchips]

I've just watched a couple of minutes of 'Vile Pervert'. It's no 'Grease' is it.

[wardytron]

The next time Channel 4 do a rundown of the 100 musicals, I confidently expect it to be ahead of Oliver!, West Side Story and the Sound of Music.

[pippaalice]

He said: “Kerstin would not be alive today if it wasn’t for me. I have made sure that she gets to a hospital.

But the reason she is sick is because YOU KEPT HER IN A BASEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and probably something genetic too.)

If you are going to be a dreadful person, the least you could do is accept you are dreadful! (This goes for you too wardytron etc etc)

[wardytron]

Well he's right in a way, isn't he. Kerstin wouldn't be alive without him having made pregnant his own daughter who he kept locked in a dungeon for 24 years. It's not really a great deal to brag about though.

[pippaalice]

It's not one for the CV, certainly.

"Good at producing incest children."

Hmmm...

[offensive_mango]

NOT one for the CV? Hmm.

*updates CV hurriedly*

[lifesizemonkey]

Being at work i don't dare click on the link. What is the King musical about? His Oscar Wilde-style trial and tribulations? Are you sure this is not a police operation to round up paedos like when they broadcast fake UFO landings to catch people who illegally listen in to police radio broadcasts (this may be a myth)?

[wardytron]

Yes, I think he sees himself as a Wilde-like figure who was brought down by a vindictive campaign of harassment by the press, malicious and unfair prosecution on the part of the justice system, and a hostile, hypocritical and easily swayed public. Not as that guy who used to present Entertainment USA and then got banged up on several counts of Indecent Assualt.

[johnnybrolly]

Now, you're a Tiffin C#nt, aren't you? Isn't there an urban rumour about Jonathan King picking up Tiffin boys from Richmond Park?

[wardytron]

I never heard about it. I think I may have missed the boat a bit with regard to being indecently assaulted by Jonathan King. I think most of the offences dated back to the 70s, when - it sounds ridiculous, I know - he may have been seen as a glamorous character. Quite a catch for a 14 year old boy.