I've gone and made another bloody cartoon.

[wardytron]

As you probably remember - or perhaps you don't, I don't care - last month I saw Lynn Faulds Woods in St Margarets. Well anyway, if you do - and please remember that I don't care whether you do or not - then you might also remember - and if you don't then I don't care about that either - that I've taken to calling it Little Hollywood, despite

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[wardytron]

I'll cope. Have you ever had to look on Google Image Search for a non-explicit picture of people doing jiggy-jiggy? There's one on about the 40th page of looking. So if you ever need one you now know to skip pages 1-39.

[whizzerandchips]

Mick Hucknall had to cut off his dreadlocks because Martine McCutcheon threw up on them. Fact.

[wardytron]

Good for her. Although obviously she loses points for having slept with him. Intriguingly though, this article in the Evening Standard says that when he was going out with Helena Christensen - WHY, HELENA? WHY? - in the early 90s, "the diminutive Hucknall barely came up to her chin when she wore high heels". The thing is he didn't look particularly diminutive the other day, so maybe he actually was wearing stilts.

[whizzerandchips]

He does seem to be constantly surrounded by a bevy of beauties eh, although what a bevy is I have no idea. I think Don McLean drove his chevy to a bevy in some song or other. Not the Don McLean off of Crackerjack (CRACKERJACK!) though. He doesn't own a chevy.

[wardytron]

I remember that - also the jester sang for the king and queen in a coat he borrowed from James Dean, and Jack Flash sat on a candlestick. Well that was his story anyway, but I don't believe him for one second. It's like when someone's rushed to hospital and they insist they'd just come out of the shower and sat down suddenly and that's how their mobile phone came to be where it was. Well I say "their" phone, obviously I mean my phone.

[perfectlyvague]

Imagine my delight when I was having to use whatever search thing it is that Microsoft makes you use to find a friend's blog, and this came up...

http://www.stockgaylard.com/

[wardytron]

But are you also familiar with San Juan County prosecuting attorney Randy Gaylord, and Randy Bender of the Bender Group real estate company?

Or how about the Chair of the First Chamber of the Dutch Socialist Party? 3rd name down in the column on the right.

[lifesizemonkey]

Which railway station is that in the background?

[wardytron]

It's Waterloo. As you may know, we Wards are sticklers for authenticity, and in the event that John Stapleton was travelling by train from the Twickenham home he shares with Lynn Faulds Wood to the London Television Centre where GMTV is filmed, he'd get out at Waterloo.

Of course in real a star like John would probably travel by helicopter

[johnnybrolly]

Hello.

That is all

Lynn Faulds Wood
Forest Whittaker
Timbaland
The Jungle Brothers

[wardytron]

Phil Oakey
Robert Elms
Leslie Ash
Alan Alda

Twiggy.