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[warfareduck]

soooooo as a normal procedure, i wake up late and rush to work half asleep/half dead, why i bother going out is a mystery. same old chitter chatter. might as well be talking greek, most of my conversations are about sexual acts done on animals/babies/holes in trees, etc... completely useless. not to say i dont like wasting time with friends, i'm

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[warfareduck]

im at bloody work, every damn weekend for the last year. i just need to quit and go work as a male escort,

[warfareduck]

he's not very good at negotiating. either that or im not worth much

[twinkie2113]

maybe you should take up a hobby...like...oh i don't know...basket weaving or something...
and if you guys need a pimp..i can help you out with that one...
hahaha

[warfareduck]

i'm always looking for new avenues to sell my wares
etc... corner whore is my middle name