cartoon quotes i admire. im retarded.

[warfareduck]

Master Shake: (to Frylock) Look who just ruined Halloween... You know, you're like the A-Bomb. Everyone's laughin', havin' a good time, and then you show up. BOOM! Everything's dead

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[warfareduck]

Travis(at his interview): So, those my qualifications, I work well with others, I people-person, and little children like me beacause I force them to. With violence!

Frylock: Everytime you break a TV where do you think they come from?
Shake: Jesus.
Meatwad: No! It's Santa Claus.
Shake: There the same thing!

[ketanp]

the highlander was a documentary and the events happened in realtime...

oh you think you're the expert? let's see what your ass knows about flying

hurry, i think the branch will hold for...it not holding!

you want the truth? you want the truth? you can't handle the truth, cause when you reach over into a pile of goo, that was your best friends face, you'll know what to do. forget it marge, it's chinatown