The Stark Legacy 1.2
Welcome to the next instalment of the Stark Legacy! Last time, our founder Hannah Stark met the adorable Sherman Bagley, and they are currently on route to the hospital where their first assuredly gorgeous child is to be born.
They look pretty chilled about it.
I just need to go on a tangent for a minute to point out this. This is the single creepiest glitch I have ever seen in this game. This is a baby, that has been apparently cemented into the path outside the hospital, head-first. I couldn't interact with it, it just cried constantly while I considered having my laptop exorcised.
The mother just stood there like it was normal O_o
Don't worry, I'm cruel but I'm not that cruel, I managed to reset it in the end, but god knows where it went
Sherman: Man, I'm starving, is that a Subway over there?
Also I only just realised Sherman's hair has reverted back to it's dorky original do.
Must fix.
Hannah: SHERMAN HURRY THE HELL UP
Sherman: Sorry
AND HERE HE IS! Robert Stark!
Hannah: This is the best day ever, I just feel overcome with emoti-
Woman: Shh!
Hannah: What? Why?
Woman: You're interrupting our bookclub meeting.
Let's just go home.
Right, now the baby stage BORES ME IMMENSELY, they just cry all the time, so I aged him up into a toddler straight away (DON'T JUDGE ME), but LOOK!
How cute is he! His traits are evil and couch potato. Look at that face! How can he be evil? But at least he will lack the motivation to carry out his evil schemes.
It's the dungarees that make it I think
Hannah: I'm so hungry- feed me
Sherman: I'm trying woman I'm trying!
Have you got nothing better to do than just stand there and be a bitch?
Hannah: Well, I can think of one thing
Except that. Come on guys, you literally just came back from the hospital.
Guys...
Wat r u doin...
Guys...
STAHP.
Oh well, she's preggo again.
Oh look, Robert is happily playing.
Hannah: I'll put a stop to that. Son, we really need to talk about your career options.
Robert: *Pees self*
Sherman gets really excited when Robert is on the potty.
Hannah: MOAR BABIES.
I pity your pelvic floor.
And your bank balance.
Hananh: Sherman, did you ever hear about that promotion?
Sherman: Well...um...no. I did ask but they said I needed to play more chess or something. Why do you ask?
Hannah: We kinda might need more money, cause...
Hannah: I'm pregnant!
I can't decide whether he looks happy or horrified.
Sherman: Well, I'm out.
Sherman: The airport please.
Just kidding. I sent him to the graveyard to see if he would have more luck in the catacombs.
He didn't find anything, just another stupid gnome (which I called Ramsay)
I also forgot he was a coward. Poor Sherman.
He did find this emo looking plant though.
( I found out later it was a death plant and got rid of it. No cheating occurred, I promise)
And this 'uncommon seed', which he took home for Hannah so she could improve her gardening for work.
I went to check on the house and when I clicked back I found him here. I think it's his dad? So many feels.
Hannah seems happy with the gardening stuff though.
Why are you dreaming about work? At the rate you're popping them out, you're never going back.
Speaking of which- baby time!
Sherman: That's cool, I'll be right there I've gotta check Facebook.
Hannah: OWWWW. HURRY THE HELL UP SHERMAN.
SHERMAN.
I have no idea why she has vampire teeth.
Wait, where is the baby?
That's great parenting right there. Why is she on the floor?
BECAUUUUSEEEEE...
...
ERMERGERD.
TWERNS!
Twin No.1, Ashley Stark, because I'm playing Mass Effect at the minute.
She was given 'friendly' and 'heavy sleeper'
And to stick with the theme, twin number 2, Kaiden Stark.
He's 'brave' and he 'loves the outdoors'.
I have a sneaking suspicion all of these kids look exactly the same.
It's a bit awkward as they only had enough money for two cribs, so they're going to have to sleep in shifts until payday.
As cute as this is, I'm never having 3 toddlers at once EVER AGAIN. It's just so hard! As soon as you make one happy the next one starts crying! And Robert cries sometimes when all of his mood bars are full, is it because he's evil?
Ashley: Dah-dee?
Sherman: Yup, that's right, Daddy. As in, "Daddy hasn't slept for 3 days you little-"
He loves them really, he's always in their room feeding them and playing with them.
You may not be able to see, but she's got the Mr Snugglepants or whatever bear (Which I named Jorah). They have to make the most of the bear, as it's the only toy they've got.
Sherman: I know I'm supposed to do something here, but I don't know what.
He wasn't excited about the potty this time. He was afraid. Of clowns, apparently.
Why?
OMAGOD I'VE HAD THE BEST IDEA.
Hehehehe. I wonder if he'll notice.
Hannah: Is there something on my face?
Of course not.
YAAAAYYY! PAYTIME! I got another crib, and the set of blocks because I felt bad for them having one bear between them.
Don't eat the block.
Yay.
Although, there is a downside to the blocks, in that they want them ALL THE TIME. This is at 3 am.
Always with expressions of grim determination
LEAVE THE DAMN BLOCKS.
Hannah: He didn't even notice the make-up.
I know, I was excited too.
Sherman: Lalalala, dear God I'm so tired
Sherman does not give a single fuck.
Sweet dreams Sherman.
Happy chappy birthday time!
YAAAAY I'M SO EXCITED
He got the trait "Grumpy"...he's gunna be a bundle of laughs. He's got the pretty standard Sims face, but I never usually notice much variation until the 3rd generation anyway.
Hannah is not impressed.
And I'm gunna leave it there. Any comments or suggestions feel free to leave them, I'm thinking maybe one more entry after this, then the heir poll (which I'm so excited for, even if I get like 1 vote. I always hate picking them myself so it'll be good to see what happens)
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