The Stark Legacy 1.3
(Belatedly) Welcome to the next instalment of the Stark Legacy.
Been a while since the last update. I was flat hunting last week, and uni went from being not a lot of work at all to "OHMYGOD I DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO BREATHE", so The Sims went to the bottom of my priority list.
Plus I've been very busy fangirling over stuff like THIS.
Click to view48 DAYS. Not that I'm counting.
Anyroadup, let's get back on it. Last time, many children were had.
I saved up to get some more toys for them, but Kaiden's favourite thing to do is just to hide in the box they came in.
That's joy right there.
And here's Robert. I think out of all of them, poverty is affecting him the most. I feel so sorry for him, he never gets to sleep for more than half an hour before one of the kids wakes up.
I'm sorry Robert.
They have to share a room for now, I had to get Hannah to take unpaid time off to look after the kids until they age up, so they still have absolutely no money.
Robert: "YOUR DEATH WILL BE SLOW"
Don't worry, things will get better, you can't be poor forever.
OH FOR FU...
I forgot to pay the bills.
NOT THE CRIB! YOU MONSTER.
Oh great, one is going to have to sleep on the floor.
Wait? She's taking the toys? That's not so bad.
HOLY SHIT IS KAIDEN STILL IN THERE?
He wasn't.
Repowoman: "MWAHAHAHA,"
Repowoman: Pay your damn bills next time little girl!
Repowoman: God, your house is disgusting.
YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO STAY.
That put everyone in awful moods for the rest of the day.
Hannah: I can see no conceivable way I can sit on this couch.
Sherman: Son, after this terrible day, why don't we go and play some American Football?
Robert: *=D*
Sherman: After you've done your homework.
Robert: God dammit.
Robert: HIS DEATH WILL ALSO BE SLOW.
I've never had an evil sim before, but I love it. He doesn't just shower, he has an evil shower. He doesn't go to sleep, no, he has an evil slumber.
Although admittedly in this situation he looks slightly less evil.
Sherman: Who broke the goddamn sink?!
Was it you?
Sherman: Oh. Maybe.
At least Ashley is happy.
Sherman: Oh my god. Did Ashley break the sink? Is she secretly a sink breaking maniac?
No Sherman.
All poor Hannah does all day is fix up their shitty house while Sherman is at work (not that I'm perpetuating any stereotypes here)
She also increases her gardening for that glorious day in the future when she eventually goes back to work
Hannah: This was not the day I envisioned.
Why is there a tree coming through the wall?
Hannah: Seriously! Why can't Sherman do this?
Cause he earns more money than you. Not my fault you suck at science.
Oh look! Robert brought home a friend from school.
This is Dimitri, who I believe is the Omen baby from the firs instalment.
Run Robert, run.
Hannah: Oh Sherman! I'm so glad you're home
Sherman: Nice to see you too- is someone feeling a little frisky-
Hannah: The kids are all miserable and Robert brought home a demon spawn, see you later Sherman.
Sherman: Wait, what?
She got an opportunity, thought she could at least earn a few simoleans.
Dimitri stayed and played while everyone was asleep. Like a wholesome child does.
Dimitri: WOW, this tank is amazing, you have some cool toys
Robert: Yawn...that's nice...damned highchairs
Dimitri: And that's why I hate geography
Kaiden: ...
Dimitri: I will burn this house down
GET OUT.
Robert: I could really do with some money.
What are you gunna do?
Aww that's sweet.
HEY,
What the hell Robert
Immediately after this he got the lifetime wish to be "The Emperor of Evil". Finally, something I can get on board with.
No time for evil now though, as it's the twins' birthday! (THANK GOD)
First up is Ashley
That's attractive
For her next trait she got 'Athletic'
Then Kaiden, who got 'perfectionist'.
Also, his hair is green.
Kaiden: Did you know it's my birthday?
Robert: Did you know I ate all your cake?
Sherman needed to question someone for his job as a policeman, so I sent him to talk to this guy (I have no idea what his name was)
Sherman: Sir, might I compliment you on your excellent dental hygiene?
Dude: Uhmm. Sure, thanks?
Sherman: Infact, one could almost say your teeth are SUSPICIOUSLY clean, as though you were trying to hide something.
Dude: What are you implying?!
Sherman: Hey! Don't be pulling any of that evil stuff on me.
Sherman: Because I'll have you know, I am BUFF. AS. SHIT, I will kick your ass
Dude: Oh yeah? Come at me bro.
SHERMAN. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOOD?
YOU CAN DO IT SHERMAN.
Success.
What are you gunna do now Sherman?
Sherman: I am going to write him a strongly worded report on him. In red font.
...
They had pancakes for pancake day.
It was a Sunday and all of their motives were full, so I sent them to the park for some happy chappy fun times.
Ashley: You know you can swing too Kaiden.
Kaiden: No, I just like sitting. That's thrills enough for me.
Sherman: Aha! I've got you now. Sort of. Maybe.
Hannah: Checkmate.
Kaiden: What do you see, sister?
Ashley: The evil goblin is trying to get onto the ship!
Robert: Hey guys, what you talking about?
Ashley: Nothing...
This is because you stole their sweets.
Ashley: This isn't creepy is it?
Robert: Not at all. What ever do you mean?
O_o
Then they played tag. For hours.
Given she's supposed to be athletic, Ashley sucked.
Robert: Damn! My way is blocked by some sort of forcefield...
He stood there for a very long time.
Hey look, it's the other creepy kid from the first update, Bob.
Question him Sherman, go.
Sherman: Sir, may I complement your exquisite dental hygiene?
You have a gift Sherman.
Robert: You do know about our parent's plan to give one of us the house when we're all old and married and stuff don't you?
Kaiden: That's crazy, they wouldn't do that.
Kaiden: It's true, just ask Ashley. ASHLEY.
Robert: Tell Kaiden about what I told you earlier.
Ashley: What, your crazy theory about our parent's money?
Ashley: Even if it was true, you two wouldn't have to worry, as all of the money and jewels would obviously go to me
Yeah, keep dreaming...jewels...
This guy was also there. I liked him, so I took a picture. Do I need more justification than that?
Hannah: So did you have fun today?
Robert: Yes, but Ashley and Kaiden called me a liar when I told them about your plan for the house.
Robert: Didn't you Ashley.
Ashley: Yeah, I told him it was crazy...isn't it?
Hannah: Absolutely. OMYGOD would you look at the time, we should go home and sleep and never mention this again.
Ashley: Do you know dad?
Sherman: I can honestly say I haven't a clue what you're all talking about.
Kaiden: This is a lot to ponder.
He pondered too long and they got the taxi home without him.
Hannah: I get the feeling we've forgotten something.
Robert and Hannah's birthdays somehow ended up on the same day.
Oh dear God.
Here he is with his hair back to normal. His next trait is 'clumsy'.
He pretty much is a clone of Sherman. Which I'm not complaining about, I think Sherman is the first Sim I'm not ashamed to say I have a crush on.
Hannah: They said I could become anything, so I became a door.
You seem happy about your intending age up. Good for you.
Hannah: Wait? I'm ageing up?
Dayumm.
And on that fierce photo of fabulousness, I end this entry. Thanks for reading, leave a comment if you enjoyed (gives me happys), and see you next time where hopefully there will be an HEIR POLL
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