The Stark Legacy 2.0
Last time, basically, this.
(Edit: KAIDEN WON. I SAY THIS AT NO POINT DURING THE INTRO.) Sooper thanks to everyone who voted, I'm surprised I got more than one vote (and that would have been my own), although I must admit there was a tense moment when they were all neck and neck. I'm actually starting writing this before I've closed the heir poll (while waiting for the PS4 announcement, PLEASE SHOW THE LAST GUARDIAN D:), but seen as how Kaiden is wiping the floor with Ashley and Robert, I think it's safe to start now. And wasn't that a surprise?! I was sure Robert would win because evil Sims always seem to win, but you guys made the right decision, Kaiden is just so lovely. Besides, he can't be allowed to go into the world by himself, the results would be catastrophic.
Anyhoo, enough rambling, let's continue.
Kaiden: I thought being heir meant I wouldn't have to do any more homework?
Nope, sorry, you've still got three more days of homework ahead of you.
Kaiden: Oh. Okay.
Damn puppy dog eyes.
Ashley: You know I could help you if you want?
Kaiden: Really?
Ashley: Yeah, I mean it's win win, I don't wanna get kicked out of the house and you don't wanna fail your homework, we both get something out of it.
Kaiden: What are you talking about? I'm not gunna kick anyone out the house.
Ashley: You aren't?
Ashley: Oh well screw this I'll see you later.
Robert: So, Anita, do you wanna meet up at the gazebo? Err, no reason, I just wanna see you. Just be there okay? I know it's your birthday so you're not at work.
I forget how pretty the gazebo is, I should send them here more often.
Anita: I'm here honey!
Bit overdressed aren't you? O_o
That's better.
Anita: So how was the rest of your party?
Robert: OMYGOD it was terrible, they didn't even pick me as heir. At my own birthday party. Little green haired nerd steal my thunder much?
Anita: Oh, well, that's a shame. I still love you though?
Robert: Thanks, it's something I suppose
Anita: Charming.
Looked away for one second and ANITA WHAT THE HELL?
Robert, fix this please.
Robert: Anita, will you please stop dancing with that elder for one second, I need to ask you something.
Anita: What?
Anita:...what are you doing?
Robert: I mean, I know it's soon, but we're young, we should take life by the horns.
Old man: Mmm
Go away it's a beautiful moment
Robert: Marry me?
Anita: OMAGOD YES!
GO AWAY.
Anita: When do you wanna get married?
Robert: Let's just do it now, my parents got married here after all, it can be a tradition..
Presto chango ring exchango.
First of the second generation married :D
Anita: Omygod, this is so exciting. You could live with me and my sister!
Robert: Um... we could... Why don't you stay at my house tonight and we'll discuss it?
Sweet jesus.
They got the "Great date" moodlet after this. I dunno why I thought that was so funny. It's like "No shit".
There wasn't enough room for them in the house so I had to quite literally build them a love shack.
I don't know if I'm ready for this, he's just a baby :'(
IMPREGNATE HER.
Kaiden: So, I suppose you'll be going on a fancy honeymoon now you're married?
Robert: Well, maybe, but we were kinda planning on moving out today so we're trying to save our money.
(To their own house, not with scary Carlotta, who apparently had a boyfriend the whole time anyway)
Kaiden: What? But you haven't bought any plates or anything, what are you gunna do?
Ashley: Guys, trying to do homework here.
Kaiden: But I don't want people to leave!
Robert: I know I'm sad too, but if I want to have kids of my own I need a bigger place.
Ashley: GUYS. HOMEWORK. Shouldn't you be showering Robert?
Robert: Okay Dad,first born son leaving forever AND EVER.
Sherman: Ooh waffles!
I love you Sherman, did I ever mention that?
Hannah: Wait, you MOVED? When the hell were you planning on telling me this. What does Anita think anyway? SHE'S PREGNANT?! Are you at least going to invite me to the wedding?
...Awkward. He calls her every day though, it's very cute and not evil at all.
Kaiden got so stressed at school he got this wish, which I have never seen before but I instantly sent Ashley to the grocery store to get bubbles for (#spareproblems)
Kaiden: It's everything I dreamed it would be.
Are you wearing shoes in the bath?
Kaiden: *Sigh*, damn homework.
NOT ANYMORE KAIDEN, today's the day!
First up, Ashley cause she is the oldest by like 10 seconds.
She has a slightly longer face than Hannah, so I'll stop bullying her for being a clone. For her LTW she wants to be a "Sports superstar", and for her final trait she rolled, wait for it, vehicle enthusiast.
She lists the car as an acquaintance.
I hope she's not one of those women that wants to marry inanimate objects, like that woman who married the Eiffel Tower.. I mean, it would give my legacy a USP, but I don't know if I can deal with it.
Kaiden: My turn!
Ashley: Boring.
I think everyone had lost interest by that point actually.
Whatever, we don't need them.
Why so glum Hannah?
Hannah: I'm old =(
Wut.
Dat bald patch.
Here he is all cleaned up (and with hair). What a cutie, good choice guys. For his last trait he got exciteable (of course), and, I shit you not, the first option for his LTW was 'Become an astronaut', so I picked the HELL out of that.
Let's just pretend that didn't happen
I finally figured out how to do this because I want to keep an eye on the spare kids, my Print Screens were all coming out black for some reason so I had to install FRAPS. The troubles I go to.
Because I feel like I've been neglecting Ashley, she had a little day trip on a job/man hunt. First she got herself a job at the stadium
Then I sent her to the park where she immediately got a call from Anita, her new boss (either that's an amazing coincidence or a really nice element to include, good going EA)
Ashley: So you'll be giving me loads of promotions and letting me slack off all the time, yes? Wait, what?!
There were literally no men anywhere, so I sent her to the gym, which I imagine she'd prefer anyway, because she gets to laugh at people who suck.
Ashley: Pfft, part timer.
We'll also pretend this didn't happen. MORE MAN HUNTING TOMMOROW.
Meanwhile Kaiden invited Shara over.
Absolutely not.
That's better.
HE HAS? Why was I not informed?!
Not that I don't trust you, but you have a handiness level of two.
Hannah: Shut up, I can do this.
I TOLD YOU!
Don't die don't die don't die don't die
Hannah: Not today
PHEW. I can't have my founder die five days from elder-hood. I'd never live it down.
She walked around like that for the rest of the night.
Shara: So, Kaiden, what did you want to talk to me about away from your parents?
Kaiden: Well, we've been seeing each other for about, what, five days now? I mean sheesh, my parents had my brother before that point in their relationship.
Kaiden: So I was wondering if you'd like to move in?
Shara: Leave my gorgeous mansion and my hundreds of thousands of simoleans to live in this tiny shack?...Sure!
Here she is post make-over (I liked her hair how it was). Her traits are over emotional, family orientated, genius, green thumb and friendly. So she's housewife material then. Paradoxically her LTW is to be a world renowned surgeon
Shara: So, can I see my new room?
Kaiden: Oh I do declare
I can't watch, he's too cute and innocent.
What's that I hear?
Still no option to propose to her though, the sly dog.
He better hurry up and propose, because LOOKIT WHAT I GOT!
:D Installed perfectly and everything, except my game now takes a billion hours to load. I am super low on money at the minute but it's a present to myself for being awesome. So now we can have proper weddings and the kids will stop being SO GODDAMN BORING.
He needs to marry her purely for the reason that she's the only one to ever autonomously feed Brynden.
Shara: BLARRGHH, who keeps an anchovy as a pet?
I decided to get him to bombard her with new Generations interactions (and I wanted to see them, YAY) to see if he can propose.
Shara: OMYGOD, thanks! I've never gotten flowers before!
Kaiden: I know, the idea literally just occured to me five seconds ago. D'ya think it'll catch on?
Okay this one is very cute.
Kaiden: I'm gunna go up there you know.
Shara: Lol
I believe in you Kaiden.
SHE EVEN POPPED AND HE STILL WON'T PROPOSE.
To add insult to injury he has this wish.
I gave up on Ashley's man hunt and sent her to Robert's house. I think I'm just going to throw her to the winds of story progression, as she has to get out when the kid is born anyway, serious space issues going on.
Mainly I wanted to see this cutey. Her name is Corey Snow (not that she's a bastard, I just want to distinguish the spare families from the main line). I forgot to get her traits. I'm just hoping I don't forget about the name change and marry her off to someone.
Corey: Dahdee!
=D
Ashley: Move over brother, I will entertain this child properly.
Ashley: It's...THE CLAW!
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. She's definitely cool Aunt Ashley.
How long have you been walking around like this?
Hannah: Two days
What, why?
Hannah: You gave me dirt defiant, remember?
Did you go to work like this?
Hannah: Will it make you happy if I say no?
...
But when she eventually did shower
Sherman: Cleaning, that's hot.
DO NOT PEE IN THERE!
Okay, last forcing of Generations stuff, I swear.
And then OMYGOD FINALLY...
Shara: I've got something to ask you. It's taken me a few days to work up the courage
WHATEVER.
Shara: Is this what I think it is, finally?
Kaiden: Marry me?
Shara: OFCOURSE!
Shara: So, are we going to the gazebo?
Oh hells no, I got me some wedding arches to use.
You know what this means Hannah?
Hannah: What?
Party time
Hannah: Excuse me while I call everyone I know.
I'm so sad none of the kids got her teeth. They must have just been some weird glitch.
Pregnant, on her wedding day, of course, time to fix the shower.
Kaiden: Can you hurry up love?
Sherman stood outside and cried because he couldn't get in to clean up the puddle.
Sherman: But, there's a mess in there...I CAN FEEL IT.
Ashley: Yeah, sorry Anita, I can't come into work today. What do you mean why, it's my brother's stupid wedding, you're invited remember?
Kaiden all gussied up, with his favourite book, "A Magnetic Attraction"
He's read it like 4 times.
PARTY TIME.
Robert and Anita came
Robert: They didn't throw us a party...
Anita: Shut up Robert.
And here's Rhoda with Yvette Grisby, Shara's mother.
If those ears get passed down, serious shit will occur.
And here's Shara's dad Walter and her sister Laurel.
They're a very unfortunate looking family.
Laurel popped while she was there. Which was nice and everything but:
A) Stop stealing my boy's thunder
B) IS THAT FORMAL DRESS? Bitch you're ruining my photos.
And Dimitri?...Omen Child at the wedding, awesome.
SIT DOWN ARSEHOLES, I have been waiting for this moment for so long.
So satisfying.
Sherman: You know there's a chair right here Hannah?
Hannah: Shut up Sherman.
You just have to ruin my plans don't you? Can't just sit down like everyone else?
And it truly was a glorious day, as the graphics didn't mess up even though they were outside. Meant to be man, meant to be.
Dimitri: IT'S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL
Ashley: Lame. You really let this garden go to pieces mother.
And not a single fuck was given by Ashley.
Obvious title shot is obvious.
Shara: Screw that noise, pregnant lady wants some cake.
Ashley: Everyone is in my way, but I want cake!
OH, INTERESTED NOW ARE YOU?
Ashley: OUT OF MY WAY PUNY HUMANS! I WANT CAKE!
And that's enough for now I think. I'm getting better at this longer entry thing. See you next time!
XX
PS. I didn't know if anyone would be interested, but it seems the pretty standard legacy thing to do, Hannah, Robert, Ashley and Kaiden are all on the exchange for download, you'll find the links here. If you do download them, keep me posted! l'd love to know what they get up to =D