The Stark Legacy 2.3
I just finished an absolute behemoth of an essay, so I'm going to celebrate with going outside like a normal human A SIMS 3 MARATHON.
Also I'm dropping the whole "What happened last time" thing. I can never remember, and normally when I write it out it turns out actually nothing happened last time. STOP JUDGING ME.
OHMYGOD THE GNOMES!
So, Joffery got old, then bred with Ramsey, to create...what the hell am I even going to call it?
Everyone, meet Cthulhu. Because that is the only thing this union can possibly create.
And yes I know my naming themes are inconsistent.
Is that a whoopie cushion on the Iron Throne?
Molly: The perfect crime.
She's so priddy.
The Iron Throne: *Toot*
Sherlock: Oh my goodness!
Sherlock: THERE WILL BE REPERCUSSIONS FOR THIS.
Molly: My hair smells funny.
Molly: OMYGOD SHERLOCK.
She looks pretty good as a blonde actually.
Speaking of blondes, it's Irene's birthday! (FINALLY)
Hannah: Whatever.
For her next trait she got 'Neat' (Not insane, THERE IS A GOD) Don't know why I took the picture in her swimsuit.
And cause I want to make the most of her artistic trait, she instantly got to work on this,
Irene: But I'm tired!
I don't care. For a first painting that looks bloody amazing actually.
Ghost has not come to life. Plleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaase Sims, pretty please let him come to life? I live in hope.
Plus as there are no kids around anymore he is Irene's only chance of someone to play with.
Irene: Watcha dooooin?
Sherlock: Really difficult homework, go away.
Irene: Oh well I'll just join you then.
Sherlock: Go AWAY Irene.
Molly: Science!
Irene: I don't know what you're complaining about, this is easy. I laugh in the face of homework.
The next day Molly woke up feeling rebellious, and wanted to skip school, so I sent her to the graveyard to try her luck in the catacombs (BUT PLEASE NO MORE GNOMES)
I looked away for one second and I saw this popup.
What.
HOLY SHIT. Turns out there is a "Mauled by a bear" moodlet.
Hannah is now 90 days old, but as she's a workaholic there's no option to retire, so I just had her quite her job. I'm afraid something awful will happen at work :'(
Hannah: Can I have confetti now?
NO. I wanted to give you confetti but you wouldn't just retire like a normal person.
Kaiden can have confetti though, cause it's his birthday.
Sexy.
He has gained one line on each cheek. I feel bad for not featuring poor Kaiden more because he was the heir but at the minute I'm like OMYGOD LOOK WHAT THE KIDS ARE DOOIIIING.
Speaking of which, Molly finally came home.
Molly: Oh god, WHAT? I'm not in the mood for this.
Sherman: Are you freaking kidding me? I get a call from school saying you weren't there today, and you walk in looking like this? What the hell have you been doing?
Maid: Oooh what's going on?
Molly: Grandad, I got mauled by a bear. A BEAR. Don't you think I have paid the price for my actions?
Sherman: No, I think I should ground you.
Molly: WHAT? No. Prom is tomorrow. I beg you, I implore you, I BEESEECH YOU, please do not ground me?
Sherman: I'm too old for this shit.
Yes I forgot to put the roof on.
Speaking of prom, neither of the teens had dates so I was very cool and made them call every teen in the phonebook.
No luck for Sherlock.
Molly: So, prom is tomorrow, how about we- HE HUNG UP ON ME!
They're both going solo then, nevermind.
Shara: Look at her, sleeping like an angel.
Kaiden: What do you think she's dreaming about?
SO CREEPY.
We've been through this Ashley.
BUT THENN (at 3.00 in the morning), Ashley got a call from Karim Broke asking her out on a date. So of course she went.
He seems niiice. But we gotta make this quick before the police pick you up, no time for subtlety.
Molly: So, Karim, I love lobster. If I were to go somewhere where they serve lobster tommorow, I would be the happiest girl in the world. I wonder where might serve lobster?
Karim: That is a pickle. I don't even know where they do it.
Molly: The dish at prom is lobster.
Karim: Really? Wow. That's fascinating.
Molly: Ask me to prom Karim.
Karim: Oh, you're so funny. That's just a hoot.
Think you're going to have to take matters into your own hands here Molly.
Molly: So, Karim, do you want to go to prom with me?
Karim: Ohhh, you want to go to PROM? Why didn't you just say so?
Took you long enough.
Erm.
Was not expecting that.
WHO IS SHE?
Then Molly-
Great start Molly.
YAAAY! Now I just need to find out anything at all about him.
I didn't get a pop up for it but she had this moodlet when she came back so I assume a great night was had by all.
Molly's picture was fairly standard.
Sherlock's picture was not.
YAAAAY. I know everyone else in the world has got Generations and doesn't care about this NEARLY as much as I do, but it's exciting for me okay.
Ghost: Tah dah!
Molly, turn around.
Molly: IN A MINUTE, I need to make my bed first.
Molly: OMYGAWD? You're alive?!
Ghost: Of course I'm alive silly. What do you wanna do first? Do you wanna play, are you hungry?
Molly: Well I suppose I could do with some food...
Ghost: ON ITS WAY.
Molly: Oh wow, thanks I'm starving, but you really didn't have to
Ghost: Nonsense, I'm happy to!
Ghost: Very happy indeed...
Um.
It's Shara's birthday woop woop hooray and all that jazz (MIDDLE AGE BIRTHDAYS ARE SO BORING NO-ONE EVEN GATHERS AROUND ANY MORE)
Tah fucking dah. She got midlife crisis though
YES.
Molly: We're having a party right?
Sherlock: I'm offended you even had to ask dear sister.
Many ladies turned up, so if Sherlock can't even find ONE person interested in him I give up.
Then Corey turned up and blocked the doorway for everyone.
XD She seems cuuuteeee.
Irene didn't care about the party, she just played tag with Ghost. I love how he runs.
Oh bollocks.
Policeman: Is she eating pizza in a bikini?
Policeman: Excuse me son
Sherlock: In a minute office- OH SHIT.
Kaiden: Remind me why we're back from our holiday after 14 hours?
Sherman: There's something going on, I CAN FEEL IT.
Sherman: What were you thinking?! You've trashed the house
Molly: Are my parents making out 3 feet away?
Since when did Sherman become the authoritarian?
Sherman: AND YOU. God, what is wrong with you kids?
Hannah: Lighten up Sherman.
Sherlock: Yeah. nobody cares except for you.
Shoulda seen that one coming.
Hannah: Don't be sad Sherlock, hey, do you want to see some photos of my grandkids?
Sherlock: Grandma, that's a picture of me.
Ghost: So Irene, are we going to be best friends FOREVER AND EVER until we're all old?
Irene: Yeah, but I need to ask my brother for something first, otherwise when I turn into an adult you'll disap- never mind. Just wait here one second.
Irene: You're a bit mental, right Sherlock?
Sherlock: Yup.
Irene: So you wouldn't think it was weird if I told you my toy came to life and only I can see him but I need your help to make him human?
Sherlock: No, that seems perfectly logical.
Sherlock: I know just the thing. Now bugger off, I need quiet when I work.
And now, anyone who watches Game of Thrones will have guessed what's coming from the title, so let's get it over with.
Molly: Grandma, get out the bathroom I need to pee.
Hannah: In a minute, I feel kinda weird.
Hannah: Dafuq?
NOOOOOOO.
Sherman: Hey what's going on? Bathroom party?
HE'S SO HAPPY. TURN AROUND SHERMAN.
Hananh: Woahhhh
Kaiden: MUM!?
Don't look at me like that Sherman, I can't take it.
Death: Out of the way, He of Many Faces coming through! MOVE IT PEOPLE.
Death: Hannah Stark, your time has come. Are you ready to go?
Hannah: Yeah, I had a good run. Kinda wish I hadn't died in the toilet though.
Hannah Stark: 93 days. You were my best founder and one of the best Sims ever. And even though I eventually figured out that your teeth came from me randomly clicking everything in the 'accessories' section to see what it did, I like to think that you were secretly a werewolf, and just never mentioned it.
Sherman then kind of had a nervous breakdown, which would have been funny if his wife hadn't just died.
Sherman: OMYGOD THE SHOWER IS BROKEN
Then he ran into the kids room and fainted. Poor Sherman.
I built a little graveyard on the corner of the lot so the ghosts can come and visit if they want.
No, he's not mourning his dead wife, he's complaining about the flowers I picked.
Sherman: I HATE PETUNIAS!
Molly: Aren't these new lights great?
Sherman: *sniff*, yes I guess they kind of are.
How did Cthulhu get in the house?
Sherman: Look, I'm sorry for being such an arsehole. You're not grounded anymore, go and tell your brother the same.
Molly: Are you sure?
Sherman: Yeah, go and live your lives.
Molly: Wow, thanks! Are you...feeling okay?
Sherman: Yeah, never bet-
Sherman: BLARRRRGHHHHHH
Molly: Um. There there?
Sherman: *sniff* Thanks Molly
Molly: No problem.
N'aww.
Oh come on, this is just DEPRESSING. Cheer up Irene it's your birthday.
Irene: What am I going to wish for?
I SAID CHEER UP.
So damn pretty. The Grisby curse has been lifted.
For her next trait she got 'frugal'.
Also it was Ghost's birthday, but then he did THIS and everyone had like a billion 'sit' icons in their queue. So. Yeah. Good point to finish I reckon.
So many glitches, so little time.
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