The Stark Legacy 3.2
Title refers to my game being dead for a while, not any actual deaths in this update. So never fear.
TAAA-DAAAAAA!
Here ye here ye, The Stark Legacy is BACK!
Yah I know it's not been any longer than usual between updates but given that most of the stuff in this entry was supposed to happen in the last one this is technically entry 3.1 and a half.
But what's this?
THAT'S NOT RIVERVIEW.
I moved them to Sunset Valley. And added another storey to the house. And improved the outside. And just generally made the house even more awesome. And the game didn't freeze once. (Yeah bitchesss)
Molly and Sherlock came too, with their various spouses, but Sherlock couldn't afford his own place so he's living with Molly and Karim in what I can only assume is the most awkward house ever. Ashley and Robert were left behind though. The old town was a bit overrun by Starks so bringing them all here probably wouldn't have helped.
Also I haven't figured out how to add Sherlock and Molly to the family tree so I need to be extra vigilant in making sure no incestuous relationships develop. The Game of Thrones theme doesn't need to go THAT far.
And I can finally play with Seasons stuff! I bought a spray tanning booth for the gym I built them.
Hey that's not so bad.
Irene: Oh dear god.
Oh. My bad.
BAHAHAHAHA.
Irene: So, wanna woohoo?
Ghost: Not outside while you're looking like that.
Irene: HEY. Fine then. Treehouse?
Ghost: Hmm, okay.
I'm glad there are no kids old enough to play in this yet. Because ew.
THE CHIMES OF SUCCESS.
Both Andrea and Maggie got Imaginary Friends. Not sure what to do with them yet, I think I'll just see what happens.
Shara: And you'll always invite Grandma Shara to parties, not forget like my arse-hole son-in-law.
SHARA.
I'm just gunna go ahead and say it. I know it's a 'thing' in every other legacy ever, but I hate potty shots. They are so creepy it makes my skin crawl. So this is the last baby Stark you will see empty their bowels.
Kaiden: Um, Ghost, how long did you cook these hotdogs for?
Ghost: Why? You saying they're burnt?
Kaiden: No, they're just,,,crunchy.
Ghost: You like my hotdogs don't you?
Irene: Yep love, they're amazing. Best I ever had.
Irene: Urrghh, damn hotdogs.
Yes. Hotdogs.
Last ever shot of Kaiden flexing his gorgeous manly muscles before he ages up.
I can't watch :'(
I can't find his exact hair colour so we're assuming he dyed it. Love his bushy green eyebrows though.
(ERMERGERD I CAN JUST COPY THE NUMBERS FROM ANDREAS HAIR. I'M ON IT)
Kaiden: I'm old.
It's okay though cause I got you a present!
YUP YUP YUP HE'S GUNNA LOVE IT. Shame he's got to go to work now though.
Maggie: One day the cake will be MINE.
Probably not, knowing him.
BAAAAABBIIIESSSSSS.
Yay.
And then she promptly threw up.
Because she's pregnant and has a skill based LTW she gets to spend all her time catering to the needs of the twins. Yaaaay for feminism.
Cute though.
No oh so witty comment here apart from 'N'awwwwww'. I keep forgetting which twin is which, so just to clarify the pink haired one is Maggie and the green haired one is Andrea.
What.
Really?
I don't.
...
REALLY?
Kaiden: My body is ready
Kaiden: Weee
Then I sent them to the Summer festival to see what it was like
And of course I had to try this.
Irene: OM NOM NOM NOM
Pregnant lady and 20 hotdogs, go figure.
Ghost sucked, he just puked everywhere.
Actually they all did, the all you can eat thing is pretty disgusting.
Shara: I WON. KNEEL BEFORE ME MINIONS.
With her tickets she got some fireworks and a snowcone machine.
And Ghost failed at skating for a bit before I sent them home. Mainly because I didn't trust the baby-sitter.
I mean just look at him.
And because there are no pictures of Ghost with his kids, here's proof he does actually interact with them.
Shara got a wish to set off her fireworks so I clicked to do it and omygod Shara please say you're not about to-
SHARA YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT
Shara: Don't hate me cause you ain't me.
Irene: I'm just going to turn away from this problem and hope it all goes away.
Ghost: We're all gunna die. I love you Irene, I'm sorry for the shitty hotdogs!
Kaiden: What's going on? I heard screaming.
Ghost: YOUR WIFE IS A FUDGING MORON.
Shara: I have no idea what he's talking about.
And I'm disgusted she set fireworks off in the house, but we can't always get what we want.
Time for cuteness I think
You thought I meant baby cuteness? Oh how wrong you are.
Kaiden: Oh yeah.
Okay here's one picture of baby cuteness before they age up.
First Andrea
Her new trait is 'neat'. And this gen I am finally going to start recapping traits each birthday, so Andrea is 'Exciteable', 'Brave' and 'Neat.
I love that the grey eyes have been so dominant. Hannah's genes live on.
Then Maggie.
Because I never finished teaching her to walk her next trait is loser -_-
So she's 'Clumsy', 'Couch potato' and a loser.
Sorry Maggie.
But for the first time ever the kids can have their own rooms :D Here's Andrea's.
And Maggie's. See, you're not a loser Maggie. You have a computer and everything.
Andrea: Let's have a tea-party Lady.
Maggie: Tea parties are for wusses
POW
Andrea: PFFT, call that a throw?
She didn't throw any back, she just stood there and got pummeled.
Ghost: So, how about we take this upstairs..?
Irene: Hmm, not right now.
Ghost: Oh. Something wrong?
Irene: My water just broke.
Ghost: Oh.
Ghost: Well I'm going for a nap.
Irene: GHOST.
It's a boyyy
Meet Daryl Stark ^_^
His traits are 'Insane' and 'Absent Minded'.
And to round off all the exciting stuff that happened in a row-
Shara: Oh god, I've got grandchildren. That must mean...
Yup, you're old. Time to make it official.
Old Shara is old.
The next day was leisure day so everyone just spent the day dicking about basically. The best Sim days.
Andrea: And they will WORSHIP ME AS A GOD
She's part imaginary friend which did not occur to me as a thing. Don't see what purpose this can serve but it's cool I guess.
And cute ^_^
He did the autonomously and I got excited thinking he was going somewhere interesting, why else would he need the stroller?
They were just going to the playground in the garden, Ghost was apparently just too lazy to carry him there. This is one of my favorite pictures ever though.
Doesn't count as a potty shot, he's not sitting on it.
Maggie: Dad, do you ever worry that since all we eat is snowcones we'll end up with malnutrition?
Ghost: That's crazy talk. Of course it's nutritious, look, it's the same colour as our hair!
Maggie: But what about like vitamins and nutrients and stuff?
Ghost: ...go and play outside.
Maggie: ARRGHH, what's that I spy on the poop-deck?
Andrea: Ha. Ha. Stop being a loser and let me in.
Maggie: Oh, I'm a loser am I?
Maggie: Now who's the loser?
Andrea: THERE WILL BE RECOMPENSE FOR THIS.
Meawhile Shara and Kaiden just did this all day.
I didn't notice anything but everyone had this moodlet-
And I was like SINCE WHEN?
But then I found her-
Taking all Maggie's stuff. SORRY MAGGIE.
I thought she was taking the door but it was just the poster.
BALLOON FIGHT MONTAGE
Andrea: Take this!
Kaiden: Why must people be so cruel?
Then I was called away for this-
Nymeria: I'M ALIVE! Isn't it wonderful?
Maggie: Pfft, no. So's my daddy. And my sister. And my little brother actually. Now get me a sandwich.
Hopefully Grey will have more luck with Daryl.
Irene: Ghost, get off your damn phone and get in the hot-tub.
Irene: Ghost?
Ghost went to space. Yes really.
That's better.
Ghost: So, you wanna....?
Irene: Brb, gotta throw up
Ghost: God dammit.
Irene: No time to explain mother.
Irene: BLARRGHHH
FOUR BABIES FOR THIS GEN YUP YUP YUP I WENT THERE.
Time to put this loser trait to the test.
Andrea: You're going down Maggie
Andrea: Okay :(
Then Maggie tried and failed too. I'm concerned they're stoopid. How do you lose at hopscotch.
Andrea: Shouldn't we go to bed? It's like 4.00AM
Maggie: Sleep is for the weak
And that is it for this entry. Now I'm caught up to where I want to be *YAAY* and can get on with further developments next time. Thanks for reading and commenting, and if you're in the UK WATCH GAME OF THRONES TONIGHT you won't regret it.