The Stark Legacy 3.4
Welcome to the next chapter of the Stark Legacy! It's a bit later than expected, Livejournal ate my first draft then I was too annoyed to start again immediately.
Also if anyone likes reading standard 'Shit about my life' blogs, I've been thinking about putting non Sims related posts on here too, mostly just me rambling about stuff when I'm bored and procrastinating. You can check out the first one here if you're interested.
Anyhoo, ON WITH THE SHOW.
We open with Kaiden in a bin, because I still didn't know how to control him at this point so he was pretty much just running around doing whatever the hell. He found a butterfly though.
I was trying to think of a Game of Thrones related name for it but it's automatically generated name was "Matthew" which I found so hilarious I couldn't change it.
THEN I WAS TOLD HOW I CAN CONTROL KAIDEN (right click) so managed to stop him reading a A Magnetic Attraction for five minutes to send him to the supermarket.
Irene: Where've you been all day? And why do you smell?
Kaiden: I saw a particularly lovely skip, then went to buy some pumpkins for Halloween.
Irene: PUMPKINS?!?! Can I have one?
Kaiden: Well I bought them for the kids.
Irene: Which kids?
Kaiden: ...your kids.
Irene: Oh. PLEASE DADDY?!
Irene: Success.
Kaiden: Can you please not do that here? I'm trying to make pie.
Then I made the mistake of calling everyone to eat the pie and chaos ensued. So I got angry and sent everyone to bed like a strict parent.
The next day Kaiden was promoted to Level 9 in the military. He's so close to his LTW, if he goes and dies on me beforehand I will be furious. So he got to play in the leaves for one minute as a reward then straight back to skilling.
Kaiden: I thought old age was going to be relaxing.
Pfft.
Shara seems to be relaxing plenty. As does the maid -_-
As Maggie autonomously dressed up as an astronaut like once, I've decided she has a secret desire to meet an alien, and I'm of the impression this is how to do it.
Maggie: Oh God, what are those yellow things in the sky?!
Stars Maggie. They're stars.
Glenn: You better not be looking at my design. It's top secret.
Andrea: Well you better not have been looking at mine.
You needn't have worried kids, really. You suck.
Went to check on everyone else and found Irene and Ridiculously-Photogenic Ghost slow dancing. Can I just say AWWWHHHH I LOVE IT?
Irene: Me too.
God dammit the cute. I can't take it. Is it a bad sign when your Sims are more fulfilled than you are?
Ghost: OWWW
Irene: Oh God I'm sorry, are you okay?
Ghost: I can't dance with you now. You repulse me.
GHOST YOU ALWAYS RUIN THE MOMENT.
Also this photo can be used as evidence that Darryl still exists.
Darryl: Dad, TELL ME A STORY.
Maggie: No, I want a story, I'm oldest!
Carol: I was here first, so if anyone gets a story it should be ME.
Ghost: What even is this.
Ghost: Can't I just read you all the same story at once?
Carol: No. You can read us all the same story seperately?
Ghost: I should have used a cond-
GHOST.
It was Spooky day the next day so I sent them to the festival.
I'd envisioned a pie eating contest between all the kids but Maggie wouldn't fit and Carol wouldn't play ball.
Carol: This is lame. You guys can eat pie until you puke, I'm going home.
Darryl: Mffmpffmff
Shara: Kaiden this really doesn't look sanitary. Think of all the people who have had their heads in this water.
Kaiden: Lighten up Shara it'll be fun.
Think Kaiden really just wanted to play with Ghost (Still bros, I keep checking)
But then he had to leave because his boss was throwing a party and he needs to suck up to him for a promotion (IT WILL HAPPEN DAMMIT)
Don't know what he's dressed as. Jedi? Ninja? Hopefully his boss survives as the last boss he invited over died within the hour.
It's Maggie and Molly's birthday! YAAAY TEEEEENS.
Darryl: God I'm awesome.
Don't know what's more hilarious, Darryl's tuxedo or Glenn still being covered in pie.
First Andrea.
Andrea rolled 'Charismatic' to go with Brave, Excitable and Friendly.
Maggie: The doors. THE DOORS.
Poor Maggie, her next trait rolled was Unlucky to go with Loser, Couch Potato and clumsy. I swear these are randomly rolled, her life just sucks.
And because Carol and Glenn have had absolutely zero exposure in this generation (there are a lot of kids ok), I sent them trick or treating. I think Glenn makes a totally delightful gnome but Carol wouldn't be a sport, so instead dressed in boring outside clothes. God dammit Carol why won't you do what I tell you.
Woman: And you can GET OFF MY PORCH, you can GET OUT OF MY LIFE, and you can GET OUT OF THAT SHELL SUIT IT'S HIDEOUS.
Carol: Um, hey lady. Can we have some sweets?
Woman: Whey yes of course! Here you go you adorable young creature.
Glenn: Can I have some too? *Please don't eat me like you did the blonde kid*
Woman: And for you young Sir! Have a wonderful evening.
Well that was weird. Wonder what the other kid did to piss her off.
Ghost: I'm sorry I said that you're repulsive.
Irene: Oh Ghost! Thank-you!
Irene and Ghost: LoveloveloveOMNOMNOM
Shara: Gettin' real tired of your shit.
FINE GO OUTSIDE AND BE CUTE.
I know I've said this a lot but I LOVE THEM.
Shara: JESUS CHRIST I'm not even safe outside in the middle of autumn?!
Sorry Shara.
At this point I realised I had no idea where Kaiden was and I found him here:
Still at his bosses party at two in the morning when he goes to work at five. NICE. But really get your arse home Kaiden.
Hannah: Are you just getting home now?
Kaiden: Yep. Party hard mother.
Hannah: Atta boy.
Maggie: Um, who are you?
Hannah: Great Grandmother, at your service.
Maggie: COOL. So are you like dead and stuff? I know a story about a dead guy.
Maggie: It was a dark and stormy night, and there were ghosts in the house
Hannah: Oh my god, ghosts?
Here's Kaiden's new uniform (I love it.) He's so close to astronaut-ness I can TASTE IT.
PFFT astronaut can wait, GET OUT.
Irene: You don't think anyone will mess with the house while we're gone do you?
Shara: Of course not. We raised you kids right. I mean you, Molly and Sherlock didn't do anything the time we went on holiday with your grandparents.
Ghost: But didn't-
Irene: Ghost. Shut it.
Maggie: We're having a party right?
Andrea: I've already called everyone we know.
People are arrivingg! Party time. The last teen party I held was stopped by the police so I hope this one goes better.
Girl: So, how do you think I should do my hair for prom? I was thinking- you're not listening are you?
Maggie: But, but, the pizza is here!
And you, RAT BOY. Stay away from Andrea you little weirdo.
Also it was pointed out he looks exactly like Joffery so that's how I'm going to refer to him now. For non fans of Game of Thrones, observe:
Yeah.
That's better.
Andrea: Why are you in your swim-suit?
Matthew: I heard you had a hot tub. You wanna maybe...?
Andrea: Not nearly drunk enough for that. Catch me in an hour.
Matthew: Yessss.
Carol: Maggie, who are all these people? You told mum there'd be no parties.
Maggie: It's not a party. It's a study group.
Carol: Liar. I won't tell on you if I can be the lord and emperor of the party?
Maggie: Agreed.
Carol: ULTIMATE POWERRRR!
Andrea: That was fun, we should do this again sometime?
Matthew: We should, so, hottub?
Andrea: Nope.
Matthew: Dammit
These two started having a catfight. It's not a real party until someone is pulling hair.
I went to check on the other kids because I hadn't seen them in a while-
Glenn: It's okay, we don't need them, We don't need anyone. It'll just be you and me...forever and ever...
Okay.
Darryl: Lalalala I'm so happy and oblivious
Boy: MUM. THERE'S A BOY IN THE HOUSE PLAYING WITH A DOLL IN NO SHIRT.
Mortimer: So do you like dancing?
Maggie: It's okay I guess
Maggie: I prefer stargazing. I did it for like eight hours yesterday, it was awesome, I nearly died.
Mortimer: You're weird. I like it.
Pizza lady: Will you take this goddam pizza already I've been stood here for three hours.
Repairwoman: I just fixed every shower in this hell-hole and didn't even get invited to the party, BOO YOU.
Maggie: *Ignores*- So I know we just met and everything but I know you're filthy rich and I'm really tired so I'm just going to get straight to the point of this whole party, wanna go to prom with me?
Maggie: Cool dude, I'm going for cake
Maggie: Where've you been all night?
Darryl: My friends house. Why have YOU invited all of these people around?
Maggie: Study group.
Meanwhile I THOUGHT Andrea and Matthew were getting along super well
Andrea: You're friendly? OMG I'M FRIENDLY TOO!
Matthew: Dem bewbs
Matthew: Hey, I need to tell you something
...
Not. Cool.
Darryl: Hey Griselda, we're sort of related right? Will you tell me a story?
SHE DID.
Then everyone started passing out for some reason so I kicked them all out. So happy though FIRST EVER SUCCESSFUL PARTY WOOP WOOP!
Also someone is clearly wearing their party trousers.
We'll end on this cause it's the weirdest effing thing I have ever seen.
SEE YOU NEXT TIME DOODS.