The Stark Legacy 3.6 + Heir Poll
Click to viewWHY AM I ONLY JUST NOW HEARING ABOUT THIS?
Omygod it's like a world made for me, if you can only play with the dragon if you have pets I will just die.
I cannot wait for this. The Starks are moving here at the first opportunity, yup yup yup.
I clicked 'yes' to this out of habit but I kinda wish I hadn't. I had a party like 3 days ago and Kaiden and Shara are both at level 9 of their careers and reaching the dreaded 90 days old.
Plus they're going to miss Christmas :( Don't think I'll throw a party, it's just too much hassle
OH MORTIMER, YOU KNOW I CAN'T RESIST YOU.
Plus it gives me a good chance to scope out everyone's love interests (and maybe it will get interrupted and everyone will come home for christmas yay)
This party is going to be Maggie heavy, as you're about to witness.
But first, this little cutie is Dianne Keating, Darryl's random love interest. I like her, she stays.
Ah the bathroom, what a lovely place for a romantic liason.
Darryl: So Dianne, I know we've only just met, but I feel compelled to breed with you and have adorable red-neck babies.
Dianne: I feel the same way!
After Andrea I'm worried I'm going to miss their first kisses so I'm doing them AS SOON AS POSSIBLE WHERE I CAN SEE (yes I'm that sad)
Darryl: Hey can I tell you something?
Dianne: Anything
Darryl: My Grandma died in here
Dianne: ...
And here's Skip, who is actually so adorable I want to smush his little cheeks
Mortimer: Out of the way humans, it's cold out here.
Andrea: Well that's rude.
Carol: Omygooood Glenn is dancing with Darryl's woman
Carol: TOO MUCH GOSSIP. I CAN'T.
Maggie: Standing a bit close there aintcha?
Maggie; Oh, that's nice. They're sharing a friendly hug.
Um...Maggie...
Maggie: Maybe it's CPR practice...?
seoitjwoiithj'bw[oc,o
BLARGH MORTIMER YOU DICKHEAD HOW COULD YOU I USED TO THINK YOU WERE SO DREAMY
Maggie: DUDE, I'm standing right here! Like right here! THIS IS MY HOUSE!
Mortimer: I can explain!
Maggie: Shut-your-mouth-I-don't-want-to-hear-it
YEAH YOU BETTER RUN ASSHOLE.
Maggie: Can you believe that?! Like what the actual?
Andrea: Umm, Maggie. You may want to check around the back of the house.
Maggie: Why?
OH HELL TO THE NO.
Maggie: Do you want an ass kicking from a skinny pink haired girl? Cause you're going the right way about it!
Mortimer: I can explain! We're rehearsing for a play!
Maggie; Get out of my house. Get out of my life. AND GET OUT OF MY FRIGGING IGLOO.
Mortimer: Can I at least put my trousers on?
Maggie: NO.
Glenn finally got to dance with a single woman, literally the only single teenage girl left in this town. Although she does have interestingly large gums.
Glenn stop looking at them
Glenn: I can't
Maggie: DARRYL, you'll never believe what happened...
Darryl: Well, that sounds interesting and all, but *yawn* I'm just so tired I couldn't possibly stick around to hear it
Maggie: Arse.
Bitch is really still here eh?
Maggie: Um, excuse you? I mean I'm glad you managed to get off your back for five seconds and everything but WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
Bitch: I'm sorry, who are you?
Darryl: Awesome. Cat fight.
Maggie: @$***£"!!!!!!
Oh bollocks
Ghost: What the hell Maggie?! I mean I know you had a party when we went on holiday three days ago, but we expected better.
Maggie: Really?
Ghost: Well no, we expected better, we anticipated the same.
Ghost: And you! In the hot tub at 10 at night in Winter? That's just sick!
Darryl: Why aren't you grounding Carol and Glenn?
Ghost: Because I trust Carol to not have organised this, and lol as if Glenn has any friends to invite to a party.
But to make up for being an arse and grounding everyone, Ghost has to be the dad and beat up Mortimer. Obviously. (Is it sad how emotionally affected I am? No, don't answer, I already know.)
Only thing was he's asleep so Ghost is going to have to break in.
I'm starting to regret my rash decision.
Mortimer: Ohhh, I'm such a dickhead who ruined my chance to be in the awesome, wonderfully written Stark family, WAAAH
Ghost: Excuse me son, are you Mortimer?
Mortimer: How did you get in here?
Ghost: Never you mind.
Ghost: That cardigan is terrible with your complexion! And your hair is like an even stupider version of Justin Bieber's. If I had the option to kick your ass I would, but apparently I can only 'insult' you.
Mortimer: I'm not scared of you!
Ghost: You sure about that son?!
Mortimer: NO SIR I'M SORRY *please don't kill me*
Ghost; It's okay Maggie, I sorted it out.
Maggie: Really?! Did you hurt him? Is he dead?
Ghost: No, but I broke in, woke him up, insulted him, then sold allll the toilets in his house.
Maggie: I love you daddy.
But on the plus side, it's Christmas :D :D :D
HI SHERLOCK!
Sherlock: Sup?
He has like 2 kids now, I swear one day I will visit and have a look at them
Irene: Oh God Sherlock! I'm glad I finally remembered you're my brother, I've got so much to tell you.
Sherlock: Me too! Like guess what, I'M BALD.
And Molly! HI MOLLY.
Molly really let herself go.
I couldn't make anyone open the presents, but Christmas isn't all about presents it's about FAMILY (blurgh)
Carol: Omygoooood is that Molly? I love her!
Gotta love exciteable Sims
And then Sherlock stood and played terrible guitar for a while but I allowed it because I've missed him.
Christmas also coincided with Irene and Ghost's birthday.
Ghost: I'm too tired, can't I be old tommorow?
Irene: I can't hear you over all the derping.
Irene: TAH DAH (she's not having that haircut)
Ghost: YAAAAY you're still hot!
Ghost: Oh yeahhhh
Kaiden: Omg he's so dreamy.
Irene: What do you wanna do now we're old?
Be less predictable guys, really.
Kaiden: Fine, don't talk to me. Whatever. I understand. I'll just be in the igloo...
Irene rolled a wish for a new outfit, so as a generous soul I allowed her a new shirt. (I know right, too kind)
Kaiden was sleeping in the igloo when-
Don't do it Kaiden.
GODDAMIT I'M NOT READY
Kaiden: I knew sleeping in the igloo was a bad idea
I'm glad Shara appeared out of nowhere because everyone was asleep and I was worried he was going to be on his own :(
Shara: Why did you insist on sleeping in that stoopid igloo?!
Kaiden Stark- 91 days
KAIDENNN WHAT THE HELL. YOU WERE SO CLOSE TO YOUR LIFETIME WISH. SO CLOSE.
First Sim I ever saw all the way through their life-cycle, first Sim to ever break my cold dead heart in two.
*Sigh.*
If anyone's interested Kaiden is named after this hottie in Mass Effect-
Which if you'll excuse me I'm going to go and play while shouting GOD DAMMIT KAIDEN!
Okay I'm done.
Seriously though, the him not being an astronaut thing is killing me. I can't believe I'm feeling actual regret because a Sim didn't achieve his dream.
BUT I AM.
Darryl: How come you're dead but I get the burned waffles? Can you even taste those?
Sherman: I'm not eating that shit, for all I know your mother's terrible cooking is what killed me.
Darryl is weird.
I figured I should probably get Carol and Glenn to do something (anything really), so I sent them to the Winter Festival.
Carol: OW. OW. WHY HAVE WE COME HERE? I could be inside right now, playing videogames!
Glenn: I dunno, it's not so ba-AH SHIT
Carol: What's wrong?
Glenn: Nothing...
I finally found something Glenn is good at! He's a neat little snowboarder.
And looks pretty good up there, I must admit.
Glenn: God I'm awesome.
Glenn: OOWWWWWWWWWWW. I want to go home.
Well that's...awkward looking.
Shara: What the hell?! My husband died like four minutes ago.
So just go outside and read 'A Magnetic Attraction', cause that doesn't break my heart at all.
I invited Skip around again because I love him
Skip: IMMA POKE YOU IN THE BELLY
Andrea: Shaddap and help me Skip
Cthulu: OH, what light through yonder window breaks?
...just cause you're bitter and alone.
Andrea: *sniff* Grandad!
Skip: Oh dear, crying woman. What do I do?
Skip: Umm, Andrea, I was wondering if...
Andrea: I'd be your girlfriend? ABOUT TIME
Skip: Ooof
Then they all stood around him and cried. It was so fracking weird.
I lost track of Maggie then when I clicked on her she was HERE-
Maggie. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I didn't even know they could autonomously leave the house.
But I assume she had a reason for coming here so I told her to 'talk about movies' and-
Mortimer: Blah blah blah GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP?
Maggie: Screw you Mortimer!
Mortimer: Hah, you wish
Maggie: Guuurrrl
...yes I made a gif of it what of it.
And loool at this exact moment she decided she wanted to be the "Emperor of Evil"
Glenn: Do you hear something weird outside?
Darryl: It's called knocking, I know you have no friends but JESUS Glenn you've never heard anyone knock on the door?
Glenn: No I mean really weird.
OMYGOD OMYGOD OMYGOD
Alien: Greetings human! I hope you've improved your hygiene
Darryl: Not at all my alien amigo
Don't turn around Shara.
But. DUN DUN DUNNN it's the twins birthday (yaaay)
So preddddyy. She rolled "rebellious" to go with "brave", "Exciteable", "Charismatic" and "Friendly"
Not gunna lie, she looks the exact same. Her next trait is "Schmoozer" to go with "Unlucky," "Clumsy," "Loser" and "Couch Potato"
And ERMERGERD don't they grow up fast? It's time for the heir pollllllll
Will it be:
Andrea Stark
Rebellious, Good, Brave, Charismatic, Friendly
LTW: Super Popular
Maggie Stark
Couch Potato, Schmoozer, Loser, Unlucky, Clumsy
LTW- Emperor of Evil
Darryl Stark
Loner, Absent Minded, Insane, Loves the Heat
LTW- ?
Carol Stark-
Hates the Outdoors, Exciteable, Good, Computer Whiz
LTW- ?
Glenn Stark
Grumpy, Athletic, Vehicle Enthusiast, Green Thumb
LTW- ?
Poll