Money; it's a crime...

[wargofthenorth]

Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money)
Tennant/Lowe

I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
You've got the brawn, I've got the brains
Let's make lots of -

I've had enough of scheming and messing around with jerks
My car is parked outside, I'm afraid it doesn't work
I'm looking for a partner, someone who gets

Comments

[coresti]

*hesitantly* Tiger? Get some sleep!!!!!

[terminal_frost]

I will; when I'm bluddy well ready to... 8-P

[lordofravens]

Let it not be said that you were never greedy Ulv.....

[wargofthenorth]

Better believe it Chicken Feed...

HEY!!!

[lordofravens]

You've got such a big mouth there Ulv...

It's a wonder your tiny little brain hasn't fallen out of it yet...

"HEY!!!" yerself...

[wargofthenorth]

...............

ASDFAJDGASJDGSKDAGWSNBAJ...

...........................

YOU TAKE THAT BACK, CAPTAIN DRUMSTICK!!!

[the_lust_bunny]

Dear recipient;

We at the Lonely Hearts of Arda have heard your plea for company, and we've decided to spam your mailbox answer your call for professional help finding that someone special you're just dying to meet.

Single? Married? Single-but-wanting-to-be-married? Married-but-wanting-to-be-single? Planning on whoring yourself out to get the attentions of that special someone?

We can help because no one else will.

Just sign up with the Lonely Hearts of Arda; Middle-Earth's first and only singles club.

We'll get you lewd, screwed and drunk beyond belief in NO TIME!!!

WTH?!?

[wargofthenorth]

Who the hell are *YOU*?!?!

*smiles*

[the_lust_bunny]

I'm the Official Spokesmammal for the Lonely Hearts of Arda singles club.

Don't shoot the messenger; there are 20,000 more of us where *I* came from...

[annlarimer]

::lights match, raises over head::

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Do "Can You Forgive Her!" WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!