Being friends with these two will be both fun AND profitable...

[wargofthenorth]

Who am I talking about?

Why, none other than Saruman the Very Colourful and the Wolf Who Really Earned His Name.

I love these guys; they have redeeming qualities: Evilness, killer instinct, and a "I don't really care WHAT you think; I'm gonna do it anyways" attitude.

Perfect attributes in a friend.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a fire to help

Comments

[elanorgamgee]

Too late. The fire has already been put out. I think that perhaps you would find more exciting entertainment elsewhere.

[wargofthenorth]

Who says I can't start a new one?

Just making full use of this beer here...

[elanorgamgee]

Just to watch me put it out? That can't be any fun, now can it?

Ulmo made me a maia to protect the Shire. I will do what it takes to do so. Now you can leave willingly with your dignity intact or I can send you off somewhere on a storm cloud.

Complying with your request requires me to be "nice", but that would conflict with my evil image...

[wargofthenorth]

*kneels down*

But that's the whole point. Watching you expend an amazing amount of energy to protect your home while I rampage thru it.

*thinks*

And drowning the Shire - and its inhabitants - just to keep me out is a good idea? You wouldn't want to do that, now would you?

((OOC: I'd've replied sooner, but I was using Ian's account to help out GlorfieG, so I couldn't reply sooner. Wish LJ would let us log into multiple accounts - and use the icons in it - without any trouble...))