New Religion

[warholswhore]

The Five Facts:
1. Suck it
2. Ponies.
3. I remember Halloween.
4. To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life; new civilisations, to boldly go where no one has gone before.
5. There are NO other facts outside of these five facts.

Comments

[heartbeeeps]

i see.
where do i sign up for this superb religion?

cause i love sucking ponies.

[pedrothemighty]

Just figure out where to sign up using reason and logic! All you have to do is look at the facts.

THERE ARE ONLY FIVE FACTS!!

[heartbeeeps]

i cant it hurts my head too much.

[sunquistadora]

Finally, a religion I can relate to!