The Correspondence of Frank of Albany

[warholswhore]

A Note to the Duchess Following a Natural Disaster:

Darling,
Could you pick me up some tea on your way home? I'm fine but I've had a difficult week. I'll pay you back someday with kisses and puppies and boys who treat you well.

-Frank D'Albani

Comments

[archaeo]

That may be one of the best notes anyone has ever left anyone.