This is my open intro page. Instead of saying friends only, or comment to be added, or referencing an info page with a laundry list of the likes and dislikes or what i want in the friends i have listed, i'll do this
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I get fat and happy with a little help from my friends
Friend In Need Is A Friend who can go get a fucking job because i don't have all kinds of extra cash to help the dead beat out. yeah i called my friend a dead beat. piss off.
with friends like that who needs hookers?
casper the wannabe ghost
The fellowship of the dirty feet club. i'm president.
He ain't heavy he's my (I DON'T HAVE AN IDEA FOR THIS ONE SORRY).
Lean on me, when you're not strong, And I'll be your bitch, I'll help you bury that body we hit yesterday on our way to the mini golf course.
Any friend of yours is a rotten piece of shit.
i don't think of you that way, i think of you as a dirty snatch.
Re: He ain't heavy he's my big, fat loser side kickradiostaceNovember 8 2005, 21:53:31 UTC
Sorry... was I too harsh with my retorts? If it makes anyone who reads this feel any better, I gained 30 (*&*&!@#(*&$ pounds when I quit smoking 6 months ago. GRRR!!!!
Re: Any friend of yours is a EX FRIEND OF MINE ONE TIME OR ANOTHERcaptaincaptionNovember 8 2005, 21:52:06 UTC
'ile that under under the sad but mostly true catagory. '...not an entirely sad scenario, quite a few ventured back on their own accord (ie: without bribing, promises of sexual favors or explicit photos of inappropriately dressed circus clowns)
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I get fat and happy with a little help from my friends
Friend In Need Is A Friend who can go get a fucking job because i don't have all kinds of extra cash to help the dead beat out. yeah i called my friend a dead beat. piss off.
with friends like that who needs hookers?
casper the wannabe ghost
The fellowship of the dirty feet club. i'm president.
He ain't heavy he's my (I DON'T HAVE AN IDEA FOR THIS ONE SORRY).
Lean on me, when you're not strong, And I'll be your bitch, I'll help you bury that body we hit yesterday on our way to the mini golf course.
Any friend of yours is a rotten piece of shit.
i don't think of you that way, i think of you as a dirty snatch.
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i can't line dance. i've tried and failed. then i park it.
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friends don't let friends pick their noses in public
I get assistance hobbling home drunk with a little help from my friends
Friend In Need Is A Friend who is an emotional wuss
with friends like that who needs cellmates in jail?
casper the dead ghost
The fellowship of the Water Buffaloes
He ain't heavy he's my big, fat loser side kick
Lean on me, when you're not strong, And I'll be your crutches, I'll help you avoid using a wheelchair
Any friend of yours is a complete moron
i don't think of you that way, i think of you as a casual sex puppet
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how much wampum you got for lunch then?
sorry i clipped your wings a bit, stace
i don't think of you that way, i think of you as a casual sex puppet...... hahaha!
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I'm really not thin skinned, too self deprecating for that.
one of my favorite jokes...i've told it here before.
does this dress make me look fat?
uhh no, the fact that you ARE fat, makes you look fat.
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I get HARD with a little help from my friends
Friend In Need Is A Friend SHIT OUT OF LUCK AROUND HERE
with friends like that who needs A BLOW UP DOLL ANYMORE
casper the SLIGHTLY PALE CANADIAN ghost
The fellowship of the RING AROUND THE COLLAR SOCIETY
He ain't heavy he's my DIMUNITIVE BUM BUDDY
Lean on me, when you're not strong, And I'll be your LOVE SLAVE, I'll help you REACH THAT MULTIPLE ORGASMIC STATE
Any friend of yours is a EX FRIEND OF MINE ONE TIME OR ANOTHER
i don't think of you that way, i think of you as a SEXUAL SEX HUNGRY PIECE OF PROTOPLASM
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>He ain't heavy he's my DIMUNITIVE BUM BUDDY
hahaha, i can hear the screams already.
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I get LAUNDERED MONEY with a little help from my friends.
Friend In Need Is A Friend THAT NEEDS TO LOOSE MY CELL NUMBER AND GET THE NUMBER TO SOCIAL SERVICES.
with friends like that who needs ENEMAS.
casper the TOO OPAQUE ghost.
The fellowship of the DUDES AT THE STAR WARS CONVENTION.
He ain't heavy he's my MAYTAG REFRIGERATOR.
Lean on me, when you're not strong, And I'll be your PROSTHETIC DEVICE , I'll help you PEE WHILE STANDING.
Any friend of yours is a PERSON SEVERELY LACKING IN JUDGMENT.
i don't think of you that way, i think of you as a SOMEONE WHO NEEDS THIER RESTRAINING ORDER RENEWED.
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I get out of debt with a little help from my friends
Friend In Need Is A Friend who needs to get off his lazy butt and go get a friggin' job
with friends like that who needs a wife?
casper the dead little boy ghost
The fellowship of the Zing! *snap* *snap* *snap*
He ain't heavy he's my brother
Lean on me, when you're not strong, And I'll be your enabler, I'll help you if you sign a durable power of attorney
Any friend of yours... I don't know them
i don't think of you that way, i think of you as a booty call operator standing by
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>He ain't heavy he's my brother
you couldn't mess with that one huh?
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>you couldn't mess with that one huh?
Nope. That line's good. Nigh untouchable.
Ok ok ok...
He ain't heavy, he's my Ethiopian cousin Efasu! (d'oh!)
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oh shit that was bad, but i loved it.
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