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Nov 08, 2005 16:03

This is my open intro page. Instead of saying friends only, or comment to be added, or referencing an info page with a laundry list of the likes and dislikes or what i want in the friends i have listed, i'll do this ( Read more... )

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kodakrome November 8 2005, 21:15:58 UTC
friends don't let friends line dance.

I get fat and happy with a little help from my friends

Friend In Need Is A Friend who can go get a fucking job because i don't have all kinds of extra cash to help the dead beat out. yeah i called my friend a dead beat. piss off.

with friends like that who needs hookers?

casper the wannabe ghost

The fellowship of the dirty feet club. i'm president.

He ain't heavy he's my (I DON'T HAVE AN IDEA FOR THIS ONE SORRY).

Lean on me, when you're not strong, And I'll be your bitch, I'll help you bury that body we hit yesterday on our way to the mini golf course.

Any friend of yours is a rotten piece of shit.

i don't think of you that way, i think of you as a dirty snatch.

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the mini golf course waringfaction November 8 2005, 21:25:50 UTC
but more importantly, how'd you shoot?

i can't line dance. i've tried and failed. then i park it.

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radiostace November 8 2005, 21:29:33 UTC
Since this is a public post, I'll keep this one clean-ish. ;)

friends don't let friends pick their noses in public

I get assistance hobbling home drunk with a little help from my friends

Friend In Need Is A Friend who is an emotional wuss

with friends like that who needs cellmates in jail?

casper the dead ghost

The fellowship of the Water Buffaloes

He ain't heavy he's my big, fat loser side kick

Lean on me, when you're not strong, And I'll be your crutches, I'll help you avoid using a wheelchair

Any friend of yours is a complete moron

i don't think of you that way, i think of you as a casual sex puppet

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He ain't heavy he's my big, fat loser side kick waringfaction November 8 2005, 21:43:42 UTC
you rang kemosabe??

how much wampum you got for lunch then?

sorry i clipped your wings a bit, stace

i don't think of you that way, i think of you as a casual sex puppet...... hahaha!

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Re: He ain't heavy he's my big, fat loser side kick radiostace November 8 2005, 21:53:31 UTC
Sorry... was I too harsh with my retorts? If it makes anyone who reads this feel any better, I gained 30 (*&*&!@#(*&$ pounds when I quit smoking 6 months ago. GRRR!!!!

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Re: He ain't heavy he's my big, fat loser side kick waringfaction November 8 2005, 21:58:06 UTC
oh no of course not, not for me anyway.

I'm really not thin skinned, too self deprecating for that.

one of my favorite jokes...i've told it here before.

does this dress make me look fat?

uhh no, the fact that you ARE fat, makes you look fat.

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captaincaption November 8 2005, 21:34:39 UTC
friends don't let friends SCREW DRUNK (unless you're on my Friends List and buying)

I get HARD with a little help from my friends

Friend In Need Is A Friend SHIT OUT OF LUCK AROUND HERE

with friends like that who needs A BLOW UP DOLL ANYMORE

casper the SLIGHTLY PALE CANADIAN ghost

The fellowship of the RING AROUND THE COLLAR SOCIETY

He ain't heavy he's my DIMUNITIVE BUM BUDDY

Lean on me, when you're not strong, And I'll be your LOVE SLAVE, I'll help you REACH THAT MULTIPLE ORGASMIC STATE

Any friend of yours is a EX FRIEND OF MINE ONE TIME OR ANOTHER

i don't think of you that way, i think of you as a SEXUAL SEX HUNGRY PIECE OF PROTOPLASM

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Any friend of yours is a EX FRIEND OF MINE ONE TIME OR ANOTHER waringfaction November 8 2005, 21:49:31 UTC
file that under under the sad but mostly true catagory.

>He ain't heavy he's my DIMUNITIVE BUM BUDDY

hahaha, i can hear the screams already.

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Re: Any friend of yours is a EX FRIEND OF MINE ONE TIME OR ANOTHER captaincaption November 8 2005, 21:52:06 UTC
'ile that under under the sad but mostly true catagory. '...not an entirely sad scenario, quite a few ventured back on their own accord (ie: without bribing, promises of sexual favors or explicit photos of inappropriately dressed circus clowns)

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inappropriately dressed circus clowns waringfaction November 8 2005, 22:08:08 UTC
when they say emmet kelly worked as a blue clown, they really don't mean he was sad. In fact parts of him looked rather happy.

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waringfaction November 8 2005, 21:37:58 UTC
friends don't let friends HAVE ANY REAL FUN.

I get LAUNDERED MONEY with a little help from my friends.

Friend In Need Is A Friend THAT NEEDS TO LOOSE MY CELL NUMBER AND GET THE NUMBER TO SOCIAL SERVICES.

with friends like that who needs ENEMAS.

casper the TOO OPAQUE ghost.

The fellowship of the DUDES AT THE STAR WARS CONVENTION.

He ain't heavy he's my MAYTAG REFRIGERATOR.

Lean on me, when you're not strong, And I'll be your PROSTHETIC DEVICE , I'll help you PEE WHILE STANDING.

Any friend of yours is a PERSON SEVERELY LACKING IN JUDGMENT.

i don't think of you that way, i think of you as a SOMEONE WHO NEEDS THIER RESTRAINING ORDER RENEWED.

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brian_berlin November 8 2005, 21:41:14 UTC
friends don't let friends borrow money

I get out of debt with a little help from my friends

Friend In Need Is A Friend who needs to get off his lazy butt and go get a friggin' job

with friends like that who needs a wife?

casper the dead little boy ghost

The fellowship of the Zing! *snap* *snap* *snap*

He ain't heavy he's my brother

Lean on me, when you're not strong, And I'll be your enabler, I'll help you if you sign a durable power of attorney

Any friend of yours... I don't know them

i don't think of you that way, i think of you as a booty call operator standing by

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with friends like that who needs a wife? waringfaction November 8 2005, 21:51:11 UTC
apparently "i" need more friends!! ;p

>He ain't heavy he's my brother

you couldn't mess with that one huh?

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Re: with friends like that who needs a wife? brian_berlin November 8 2005, 22:06:42 UTC
>>He ain't heavy he's my brother
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>you couldn't mess with that one huh?

Nope. That line's good. Nigh untouchable.

Ok ok ok...

He ain't heavy, he's my Ethiopian cousin Efasu! (d'oh!)

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Re: with friends like that who needs a wife? waringfaction November 8 2005, 22:09:29 UTC
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

oh shit that was bad, but i loved it.

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