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This is my open intro page. Instead of saying friends only, or comment to be added, or referencing an info page with a laundry list of the likes and dislikes or what i want in the friends i have listed, i'll do this
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I get _puke off the floormats____ with a little help from my friends
Friend In Need Is A Friend _who mysteriously winds up on my "blocked callers" list__
with friends like that who needs __sex-industry workers from the former soviet union_____
casper the ___Weinberger_____ ghost
The fellowship of the __people who can't open a fucking door and puke outside the truck
He ain't heavy he's my __Jockey_____
Lean on me, when you're not strong, And I'll be your _wingman_______, I'll help you _score with the hot gal from the bank______
Any friend of yours is a _potential alibi_
i don't think of you that way, i think of you as a __scapegoat___
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or my dwarf to be tossed
great answers!
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I get good drugs with a little help from my friends
Friend In Need Is A Friend you can steal from.
with friends like that who needs to fuck a transvestite. Again.
casper the little dicked ghost who bangs you and leaves you, and never returns your phone calls. Bastard.
He ain't heavy he's my couch.
Lean on me, when you're not strong, And I'll be your Metamucil, I'll help you have looser stools and more frequent bowel movements.
Any friend of yours is a Pervert.
i don't think of you that way, i think of you as a serial killer.
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I get pie with a little help from my friends
Friend In Need Is A Friend With Weed.
with friends like that who needs pie.
casper the ghetto ghost
The fellowship of the pringles.
He ain't heavy he's my giant fat cat.
Lean on me, when you're not strong, And I'll be your friend, I'll help you find some pie, oh oh woe.
Any friend of yours is a big geek.
i don't think of you that way, i think of you as a ghetto supastar
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i didn't recognize that new name, add me back if you want, and i'll do likewise.
but for the record, you deleted ME the first time. ; p
and also, i looked at your user page, i thought you lived in canada?
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And I DO live in Canada, Sheboygan is just a subterfuge! I even picked those schools to make it look more real!!!
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I get past the security guard without a backstage pass with a little help from my friends.
Friend In Need Is A Friend who will invariably never like the advice you give them, but would really rather enjoy a couple of drinks and a show at the local strip-joint.
with friends like that who needs who needs a high priced divorce lawyer?
casper the fiendly ghost
The fellowship of the poo-flingers anonymous.
He ain't heavy he's my favorite character on the Sopranos, even though he's scary and mean and I have nightmares... and did he hear you call him heavy? Dude. You're far braver than I.
Lean on me, when you're not strong, And I'll be your alibi, I'll help you get out of jail.
Any friend of yours is a drop shy of half-full.
i don't think of you that way, i think of you as a were-rabbit.
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hi.
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I get BACK INTO LJ with a little help from my friends
Friend In Need Is A Friend WHO STILL LOVES TO READ YOUR FILL IN THE BLANKS
with friends like that who needs TO SEE ME IN MY UNDERWEAR
casper the CAUCASIAN ghost
The fellowship of the SARCASTIC COMMENTERS
He ain't heavy he's my 115 POUND CYST
Lean on me, when you're not strong, And I'll be your FLUFFER I'll help you FLUFF
Any friend of yours is a POSSIBLE OLD FRIEND OF MINE AT ONE TIME
i don't think of you that way, i think of you as a GIRLIE MAN
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