I wanna hold your hand (Kris-centric)

[warmboys]

I wanna hold your hand
Kris-centric
~1200 words
PG-13

Original prompt: concerned that her son isn't going to get married, mama wu forces kris onto one of those chinese dating shows...

Comments

[shihan_ai]

crying into my lunch right now because this is insane and it's perfect because this whole band is ridiculous and i cannot with them dear lord

LOL angry looking, dark circles number 9 duizhang and his questionable taste in women. luhan rocking that wig and being a girl in general clearly; making kris fantasize about babies and sex positions is obviously a win :P

i die at the awesome

[warmboys]

don't cry unless you want to raise the sodium content of your lunch!!!

SOB I feel you... this is the most embarrassing group I've ever stanned and I've only really stanned two but the other was SJ so that's saying a lot :(

(ty for reading!!)

[shihan_ai]

lol ikr i thought stanning suju was bad, these guys are absurd and it's only been like a year gods help us when they get their own show OTL

(i'm so glad you are writing for exo fandom now~)

[warmboys]

do you think it's gonna happen ;;;;;

(<3!!! yes we meet again!!)

[taogei]

Omg this reminds me of a Chinese dating show I love watching and wjdjwkjdwjdh CROSSDRESSING TAO.
/sobs
I am not crying

This was perfect. From the part about the big tity mama to 'I can cook ramen when you're too lazy to boil water' omg this just totally killed me jdjcjsjdj

I love this <3