I caught a toad last night and put it in a critterkeeper so Ben could see it. He wasn't at home at the time. It had hopped in front of my car at the end of our road and when I picked it up, it just sat there in my hand. I think it was a southern toad. Mark said it was a "Alabama Walking Toad" because when I let it go it walked across the pavement ( Read more... )

hey ( Read more... )

I've been working with this lady for half a day lately. she reminds me of something.... yeah, humm, let's see ( Read more... )

we have an armadillo that lives in a hole nearby. This was unknown to me, until a drunk friend saw it last night and attempted to catch it. He missed it and decided not to go into the hole after it.

it brings me to the question of what in the hell would he have done with it if he had've caught it. I'm sure, I don't want to know.

A Belch is but a gust of wind
That cometh from the Heart,
But should it take a downward turn,
Turneth into a Fart

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Farting Dog Harmonics

I'm hungry but I can't think of anything to fix/cook. I'm tired of the same ol' crap. I might con Mark into Chinese tonight ( Read more... )

A woman apparently shot herself sometime Saturday night or Sunday at her daughter's grave in East Gadsden, according to police. Patricia Jean Watkins, 67, Rainbow City, was found at Crestwood Cemetery about 11 a.m. Sunday after she was last seen the night before, police said. The woman's daughter had died recently.
source: Gadsden Times.comthis ( Read more... )

one of the morbid things I've wondered since childhood was answered thursday. yes, a jump from Noccalula falls will kill you. apparently, it's the rocks that get you. I know it supposedly killed Noccalula but I wasn't sure if it was just one of those Indian Legends or the real deal....

A Jackson County woman stepped backward off the rocks next to ( Read more... )

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