Strangely Accurate

[warminside]

Thanksgiving was a bust. Oh well. At least I got to eat a crazy amount of food, go to Denny's, drink a ton of coffee, and have all that turkey shoot out of my ass like a slippery gerbil on speed.

I seriously talk about my bowels too much.

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[capn_underpants]

You're so awesome I can barely handle it!

[thedogatemyhat]

I told her last night she should start a poop journal, and it would consist of nothing but her bowel movements. Imagine this:
Friday, November 28th, 2003
8:27 pm
Just got done with a thirty minute crap. My third BM of the day, and I don't know how much more shit I have in me. This one was kinda oozy and had a nice umber hue to it.

Pretty fucking rad eh? I'd pay a dollar to read it...

[capn_underpants]

Yes! Complete with pictures! You guys should look at www.ratemypoo.com