I've decided to go on maternity leave.

Why you ask...

Why not?

"I'm a lazy sod"

Ugh times two.

I think I'm this close to maternity leave. My fat ass just can't take it anymore. I need a lot more sleep action. (My pillow is so hot.)

I just got back from K-mart. I bought towels and sheets (Big up Martha Stewart!) And I also got some blank cds for the burnin'.

P.S. I love dark colas so much.

What kind of disease are you?

warminside:
warminside is caused by sponges.


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I'm so sad I think I'm going to throw up.

THIS WAY UP
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So this week has been a strange one. I went to Florida so Gene could see his Uncle die. A place so sunny and often associated with fun for a such a bum wrap of a trip. I must say I cried when he died. I hate to see Gene in so much pain ( Read more... )

Nice guys always ask me why they can't seem to catch a break. If you refer to yourself as one of the nice guys, then chances are you're not and the reason you are finishing last is because you deserve it.

Amen.

Have you ever been driving down the road and you get stopped by one of those construction workers with a stop sign on a stick? Ever think that their job has got to be the easiest job ever? Well yeah, we all have. Let me tell you how this morning driving back to my house with my two sausage mcgriddles my trusty construction worker with the stop ( Read more... )

Pregnancy is a real punch in the back that's for fucking sure ( Read more... )

I only like to write in my livejournal when I'm throwing up.............

My neck cracks a lot lately. What's that about?!

::barf::