Seriously.

[warmongeringgod]

The first one to bring me this thing's -->

Comments

[blueseaexplorer]

One must wonder why a God of War would want to kill such a tiny little creature.

[warmongeringgod]

I don't want to kill it; I want someone else to kill it.

[bangkorabang]

You're trying to get some little thing killed, hey?

[warmongeringgod]

That's the plan.

[bangkorabang]

Why?

[warmongeringgod]

Because it's existence is an abomination.

Plus, I'm hoping to gift wrap it's head as a present to someone.

[warmongeringgod]

Since I'm not a very nice person, I'll take that as a compliment.

That thing was born - that's all it needed to do.

[warmongeringgod]

Meanie-san?

You children really are being creative today, aren't you?

[scoppio_di_ira]

Why not kill it yourself if you're going to bitch about it? Honestly, I think it would be more satisfying for yourself that way.

[warmongeringgod]

Really? You think it'd be worth the effort of killing that thing yourself?

I'd rather just watch the bloodshed and wait for the prize.

[scoppio_di_ira]

It would be a fucking walk in the park. But since I'm no where near the fluff ball and I have a previous engagement already planned, I can't take you up on that proposal.

Bloodshed is always good now and then.

[warmongeringgod]

That's where the "too much effort for my trouble" part comes in.

[chocogun]

Do you fear it that much for not going to kill it yourself?

[warmongeringgod]

I don't need to waste my time on insignificant things like that.

[chocogun]

Well, you did waste your time to actually make a post about it.

[warmongeringgod]

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I ask you for an opinion?

No?

I didn't think so.