Seriously.

[warmongeringgod]

The first one to bring me this thing's -->

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[warmongeringgod]

Thousands of years of history beg to differ.

[warmongeringgod]

Really?

I suppose that in this world people just pat each other on the head in war and call it a day?

[fireofshandora]

Ha! A golden chalice is all you can offer? Laughable.

Why can't you simply slay it yourself?

[warmongeringgod]

Are you saying that thing's life is worth more than a Chalice? You're lucky I'm offering that much. Of course, like I told that kid up there, I could offer a little bonus depending on what mood I'm in.

It's not worth my time.

[fireofshandora]

I'm a pirate now, and I've lived among such riches in my life that a meager chalice is not enough to incur my wrath against the innocent.

Who are you to decide who lives and who dies?

[warmongeringgod]

I am Ares.

What exactly would it take to 'incur your wrath' against that innocent creature?

[marinegrandpa]

Or I could punch you in the face!

[warmongeringgod]

[king_rubber]

What does the second one get?

[warmongeringgod]

The second one? Well, they get to have their head put on a spike.

Why don't you give it a try?

[yahahaha]

You would offer such an gift for the head of that meager parasite?

Such a precious metal is only suitable for the likes of me, and not these ants scurrying about.

[warmongeringgod]

It's an eyesore.

If you're that interested in the Chalice, then you know what you need to do.

[yahahaha]

A trifle such as that is nothing compared to the golden ark I have.

But I will agree that such a thing deserves its death.

[warmongeringgod]

Then I guess one of those scurrying ants will get that Golden Chalice.

Good to know there's someone other than the baby juicer guy who thinks so.