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[warmscalpelhigh]

Jesus fuck, did someone open the fucking floodgates? This place is like one big welcome party without the benefit of drugs and booze cake and shit.

But that's cool or whatever. it's better than fucking...nevermind, I'd hate to bring the fucking roof down...as if we haven't had enough of that lately.

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[alcoholit]

Maybe there should be cake. It should have icing that reads 'Welcome To Hell - You Won't Regret It. Honest. Really. What? I'm not kidding.'

Except that'd have to be a big cake.

[warmscalpelhigh]

That'd be a fucking awesome cake.

[alcoholit]

If Manny was here, I'd get him to bake it for us. Because hell, the Barge needs more CAKE.

[warmscalpelhigh]

Fucking right! Who is Manny?

[impure_tale]

It gives you a larger audience, at least.

[warmscalpelhigh]

Ooooh...good point.

[impure_tale]

I thought that might cheer you up.

[warmscalpelhigh]

Awww, thanks Marquis.

[heavenonthemind]

I didn't ask to be brought here.

[warmscalpelhigh]

Yeah...you're on the right boat for that.

[heavenonthemind]

Who else is on the 'boat'? Please, not Jesus.

[warmscalpelhigh]

Oh, fuck, the list goes on and on. There are people and...creatures from all sorts of places.

[warmscalpelhigh]

If you want uneducated peasants, you better fucking look somewhere else, bitch.

[warmscalpelhigh]

Funny, you must be referring to yourself. BECAUSE NO ONE FUCKING CALLS ME A PEASANT!

It's been like 12 hours and he's already using his bet with Bones for evil

[captain_jtkirk]

As the new head of the Infirmary, I think it's time you had your physical, Amber.

Amber approves. And OMG OMG...does Kirkling know that Kirk hasn't had his physical yet? Lulz

[warmscalpelhigh]

Weeellll, Captain Hottie, I wouldn't want to delay that any longer. I'm on my way...

LOL NO BUT OMG HE WILL AFTER HE READS THE FILES

[captain_jtkirk]

Wear accessible clothing.

And maybe meet me in my room instead. Don't want Peter and Martha to have a heart attack.

EPIC!!!!!

[warmscalpelhigh]

You got it, hottie.