Pang is giving me pain.
I HATE CHEM LAB. So what else is new? Well, I was browsing random LJ's on the UCLA community and came upon one guy's entry about women, which I found rather amusing. (Just for kicks: His lj is dreamer_of_time and I have no idea who the hell he is.)
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WHITE WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
JEWISH WOMEN: First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
CHINESE WOMEN: First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner, Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date because you already realized nothing is going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN: First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
AFRO AMERICAN WOMEN: First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN: First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his
girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma,
her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend
and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of
your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home
along the Rio Grande.
JAPANESE WOMEN: First Date: You take her out to a nice sushi restaurant, you go home and make out.
Second Date: She comes over to your place and she brings some videos including anime, which you have never seen before.
One Month Later: You ask her to wear a Japanese schoolgirl outfit while you are having sex. (addition)
Two Months Later: She dumps you because you've become more involved with anime than with her.
CANADIAN WOMEN: First Date: You go dancing with her at a hot new club, all the while she's complaining about the crime rate in the US.
Second Date: You're making out during a movie, while she's complaining about the lack of health care in the US.
Third Date: Upon asking her on the third date why she keeps complaining about the US, you find out that this is the only way Canadians can become aroused.
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I bite only because I appreciate.
Anybody have some extra condoms you're not using? Because I want some. As many as possible, they will be put to "good" use, I assure you.
Oh yeah, and a funny picture to end the day:
