058. Watermelon smashing poyo!

[warpstar_rider]

Poyoyooooo Summer vacation is almost ending poyo, but I haven't done lots of fun stuff yet poyoyo!

I think it's a good time to go watermelon smashing at the beach poyoyo!

...But I have no money left to buy watermelons poyoyo...

Comments

[Private, and unhackable even if it's just about goddamn watermelons]

[things_go_boom]

[Needless destruction, HELL YES.]

Yes, I we can go to the fruit market I'd bring you, but you'd eat everything. and get you a few if you'd like.

Re: [Private, and unhackable even if it's just about goddamn watermelons]

[warpstar_rider]

[sdlfksj it's more of having fun, not destroying things.]

Yeay poyo! Thank you Lash, poyo! Now we can have fun this weekend poyoyo! :D

[Private, and unhackable even if it's just about goddamn watermelons]

[things_go_boom]

Do you need the giant hammers for it too?

Re: [Private, and unhackable even if it's just about goddamn watermelons]

[warpstar_rider]

P-poyo I think bats and sticks would be okay poyo so people can avoid getting hit easier poyoyo.

[will_be_god]

Watermelon smashing?

[warpstar_rider]

Poyo, yes poyo! At the beach! You take a bat and blindfolded and someone makes you kind of dizzy by turning you around lots of times and then you try to hit the watermelon! It's really fun poyoyo! :D

[will_be_god]

What?

[warpstar_rider]

P-poyo???

[breaks_ground]

Oh my, it's been quite awhile since I have done such. I would certainly like to come, if I may!

...I just realize we haven't met. I'm Giovanni, the Geology teacher. You are?

Also, will there be watermelons for eating? It's been awhile since I had a fresh one!

[And I could use smashing them as a stress outlet, to be sure]

[warpstar_rider]

Poyoyo, anyone can come poyo! :D

I'm Kirby poyo, nice to meet you poyoyo!

Poyooo we'll try to have some for eating poyo, I hope Lash buys enough for everyone poyoyo!

[breaks_ground]

That's nice to hear! And it is nice to meet you as well, Kirby!

Oh, you know Ms. Lash?

[warpstar_rider]

Poyoyo, yes poyo! She's my sister She helps me out with homework and other stuff a lot poyo! :D She's really nice and smart poyo!

[boxingmidget]

Watermelon smashin'? Heck man, I'm game for that!

[warpstar_rider]

Poyoyo It's going to be so much fun poyo~ <3

[boxingmidget]

I bet! And I ain't never been to a beach before either, so it's gonna be a blast!

[warpstar_rider]

Poyo!! You haven't been to the beach poyo?! Poyoyo.. the water might be a little too cold right now poyo, but if you go there during summer time poyo, it's really fun playing in the water poyoyo!

[operatingbuddy]

Query: What is the purpose of smashing watermelons? Would not cutting them be a more efficient way to reach the edible sections?

[warpstar_rider]

It's for a game, poyo! It's really fun trying to hit the watermelon and watching other people be dizzy and blindfolded and try to hit the watermelon poyo!

We'll try to save some for eating poyoyo, eating watermelon after having fun is really refreshing poyo!

[operatingbuddy]

I understand. I will observe this activity.

[warpstar_rider]

Okay poyo! It's going to be so much fun poyoyo!