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Okay, guys? I have problems. Yeah. I know. How surprising. [Warren shrugs, smiling. He doesn't mind. But onto the serious business ( Read more... )

[Warren sounds slightly puffed, and rather pleased with himself.]

If anyone has any smokes or anything otherwise, I'll be happy to trade some champagne for it. Or, you know, an acoustic guitar. Not entirely sure what I'm supposed to do with that one.

[Warren has totally been trailing the barge for the last few days, searching for any bottles of ( Read more... )

Oh, man! That port! Sure, I can't remember huge bits of it, but what I do remember is amazing. Seriously, Vala, when that ghost came and was all "GAHH" and you were all- [Warren bursts out laughing before he can say what Vala actually did, and continues laughing for a few seconds.] Seriously. Amazing. I love the Admiral. He always gives us such fun ( Read more... )

You know, this crazy lady told me that Bruce Wayne was Batman. And then we're all in a haunted house, and the wardens are downstairs. Sometimes I wonder if the world's falling apart. [Warren doesn't sound too bothered by this ( Read more... )

Gosh, you people are a bunch of downers, aren’t you? [Warren’s face is very close to the camera.] You think you have problems? I have problems! And do you wanna know what?

[Pause.]

My shirt has buttons. [He moves the camera, to show that his shirt does indeed have buttons ( Read more... )

Hey, Admiral guy? Can I have a shark?

[Warren goes right up to the camera.] In a tank? In the level five common room?

[Big grin.] Please? It'll be cool.

[The journal clicks on, and Warren appears. The camera angle goes wild for a second as he turns it over to look at it ( Read more... )