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Sep 11, 2006 16:54



Aries Man

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Heterosexual

Wether as a wife or a secret wench, no man expects a woman to look as much like an airbrushed centerfold as the Aries man. So aligned with the Masculine Principle is he that overt female functions are too foreign to his framework to be appetizing, let alone intriguring, as they are for many men. There is no getting around the raw fact that Aries man is an athletic lover with an urge for domination. He is all for fast and furious sex, and unlike many men, he'll tire none too easily nor feel a need to pace himself. Ironically, in indulging his own needs he goes a lot further in satisfying a partner than does many a so called sensitive man with a how to manual for a mind. What the woman might miss is foreplay, something the egoist Ram isn't in the habit of performing. First and foremost, he is a missionary man, but in a myriad forms- taking a woman from behind, standing, doggie style, or in spoon formation will do the trick, too. He's a passionate but abrupt kisser, jast as he's a pro with the quick trust, not one for long, languid smooches or slow stroking, sleepy sex. Some well placed oohs and aahs at the sight of his equipment are enough to satisfy his conceit as it's really approval that he's after. A lover will notice how he constantly keeps eye contact, forever gauging what effect he's having. He loves it when you say his name, if not uncle. Sometimes, sir might even work into the mix.

Straight turn-ons: Domination, younger women, lithe bodies, blonds, tans, long legs, small breasts, athletes, dancers, long hair, body scents, shaved, waxed genitals, (active) b+d, (passive) oral, (active) anal, mastery, rough housing, missionary position, doggy style, cotton, lace panties, teasing, beign begged, maids, cheerleaders, marathon sex, tantrism, nudism.

Homosexual

Being gay seems to increase the macho identity of an Aries and certainly deepen the sign's pechant for fetishizing all things manly. He basks in masculinity and, he'd be the first to admit it, can't abide the slightest mincing of queens. As he's never the butch top to a submissive bottom, but rather to an aggressive one, his partner must also be a decidedly manly if not straight acting fellow. Aries likes him men lean and muscular. He's generally attracted to dark, rugged figures, who might appear the strong silent type, but there will nontheless be an emotional sensitivity in his mate that appearances belie. He has a particular fondness for the great outdoors and requires a guy sturdy enough to hike by the day and then assume the hike position all night long. In truth, just being outdoors makes him horny, and he relishes the idea of ravishing a guy up against a tree or on a forest floor. Then again, taking a guy by force, in any setting, tops the Arie's agenda. Wrestling is a big turn on to Aries, whose fetishism of all things masculine produces a penchant for jockstraps, tube socks, spot kits, workboots, construction gear, and sometimes a hint of leather. A mate must always keep the Aries guessing, never makinghimself too available to the Ram, so that the element of quest is always kept alive. Aries, regardless of sexual persuasion, doesn't want what he can have too easily. He want a longtime relationship, as his lover will also double as his best friend.

Gay turn-ons: Topping, forcing, muscle buttoms, military uniforms, skinheads, sports kit, trainers, body builders, outdoor sex, straight guys, boots, leather, small waists, white briefs, tube socks, nudism, wrestling, pinning, pecs, buzzcuts, grooming, (active) ass play, fisting, (active) b+d, (active) lite s+m, exhibitionism, (passive) body worship, (active) lite torture, humaliation, clamps, slings

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Sex

You scored higher than 99% on Starsign

Link: The Sextrology Test written by KamikazeParrot on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
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