13/50: truth, beauty, love
Title: Truth, Beauty, Love (13: fight or flight)
Characters: Zhang He, Xiahou Yuan
Rating: chibis are almost always G.
Notes: Because of course Zhang He would like to give Yuan a makeover. It is just one of those things. :D
"GET THOSE THINGS AWAY FROM ME."
"Oh, come now, General. For beauty!"
"YOU AIN'T GETTIN' ANYWHERE NEAR MY BEARD, YOU HAIRLESS FLAMINGO."
"Not your beard, you graceless barbarian! Your brows."
"MY- NO! THE HELL, HOW'S THAT ANY BETTER."
"Trust me. ♥ For one so brave as yourself, it'll hardly hurt~"
"NO, HE. YOU BETTER STOP, OR I'LL-"
"You'll what, Miaocai? We must be prepared to beautifully enter our next stage. ♥"
"THE WORD IS BATTLEFIELD, HE. AND-ARE YOU DOUBTING MY PREP?"
"I would never doubt your gallantry, General... ♥"
"THEN STOP LOOKIN' AT ME LIKE THAT! I AIN'T NO BIRD YOU CAN PLUCK AND EAT."
"...tcht, such a tragic waste. I would so love to eat you up."
"AKWHJKHWE@#%$!!"
Characters: Zhang He, Xiahou Yuan
Rating: chibis are almost always G.
Notes: Because of course Zhang He would like to give Yuan a makeover. It is just one of those things. :D
"GET THOSE THINGS AWAY FROM ME."
"Oh, come now, General. For beauty!"
"YOU AIN'T GETTIN' ANYWHERE NEAR MY BEARD, YOU HAIRLESS FLAMINGO."
"Not your beard, you graceless barbarian! Your brows."
"MY- NO! THE HELL, HOW'S THAT ANY BETTER."
"Trust me. ♥ For one so brave as yourself, it'll hardly hurt~"
"NO, HE. YOU BETTER STOP, OR I'LL-"
"You'll what, Miaocai? We must be prepared to beautifully enter our next stage. ♥"
"THE WORD IS BATTLEFIELD, HE. AND-ARE YOU DOUBTING MY PREP?"
"I would never doubt your gallantry, General... ♥"
"THEN STOP LOOKIN' AT ME LIKE THAT! I AIN'T NO BIRD YOU CAN PLUCK AND EAT."
"...tcht, such a tragic waste. I would so love to eat you up."
"AKWHJKHWE@#%$!!"