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[warriortigra]

[the comm clicks on to heavy panting, faint growling in the background]

S-so this thing is supposed to be like a cell phone of sorts, r-right? [pant] If that's the case... I've kinda got myself stuck...

In a tree...Aaaand I'm also kinda bleeding. A lot. Soooo... if anyone out there can hear this? Help would be very, very, very much appreciated, '

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[jigglysiren]

[Oh hi there newbie, adventurer and frequent visitor to the jungle Jigglypuff has arrived to greet you in your current predicament]

Jigglypuff! *Waves*

You look like you could use a hand...err...not that either of us have hands...

[warriortigra]

[... wtf pokemon]

Uuuh.... yeah... if you could get rid of those damn wolves-

Fangmon

WHATEVER.

[jigglysiren]

[Jigglypuff gives a little salute and begins to spin in mid air faster and faster till she sparkles...before releasing and slamming into a fangmon, bouncing off him and slamming into another before spinning off into the jungle. Lalamon evolves into Gekomon and lashes out with his tongue whipping the fangmon so they give chase. The duo vanish into the jungle screaming with the Fangmon on their tails]

[warriortigra]

[Ahime and Arianna just... stare.]

Did... that just happen?

Logic would state no, but... I don't believe we're hallucinating.

Okay. Just so long as we're on the same page.

We are.

... any idea where to get patched up?

I work in Tetha, but you'll need light post data before we go there.

Oh. Right. Damn.

...orz, HTML fail.

[gottafindexit]

[Travis is in the forest for some reason. With Jeane, no less. Why? Who cares, they're here to fight and they encounter the Fangmons!]

...holy fuck, someone call Animal Control!

There's a function for that on the D-Comm, you know...

...I WAS BEING SARCASTIC, YOU IDIOT! DIE, YOU STUPID WOLVES!

Fangmon, Travis. They're Fangmon.

...oh, just shut the fuck up.

[Cue epic smackdowns as Travis and Jeane pwn the Fangmon with beam katanas and cat scratching.]

orz late T_T

[warriortigra]

Holyshi-... where'd he come from?!

You're going to question being saved?!

No. I'm just wondering if I'm dreaming that I'm being saved by a hot guy with a beam katana...

Again. Not dreaming. We've had this talk.

Sssh I'm watching violence.

... oi.

^^; It's okay!

[gottafindexit]

[And finally, after several minutes, the Fangmon are deader than disco and doornails. Yay, alliteration. Either way, he sighs, looking around at the scene of carnage. And... he hasn't noticed you yet, BTW.]

...damn. I was hoping for a better brawl, too.

Yeah... oh, well. We still got to kill some shit, so let's look for some... more... er, Travis?

...

...uh, crap.

GREG WAS RIGHT, YOU ARE BIPOLAR!!!

I'M NOT FUCKING BIPOLAR, ASSHOLE! IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR LEAVING ME BEHIND AND SHIT!

WELL, WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING TO HIM, THEN?! JUST EGGING HIM ON?!?

[Good job, you two. Have an argument while there's a girl in a tree, why don't you.]

[warriortigra]

[Ahime and Arianna stare, somewhere between confusion and irritation.]

Hey.

... HEY! DO YOU MIND?!