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Married, or otherwise unavailable, women are going into bars alone or with girlfriends. This, in itself, is generally not a problem... unless you look at it from the perspective of a guy.
Picture this... you're a guy... and you're in a bar cruising for chicks. Lo and behold, a perfect specimen is sitting at the bar. You do the "walk-by-looking" to scout for signs of competition and to check to see if she has a ring on her finger. All systems are go. You sit down, order a drink, and strike up a conversation. After much wasted effort, she informs you that the guy eyeballing you from across the bar is her boyfriend. D'oh!
Girls: Singles bars are for single people looking to find other single people so that they can "level up" and move out of the singles bars altogether. Women who are not single do not belong there. I don't care if you're being "supportive" of your friend. You're not. Your friend does not appreciate a cock-block just as guys don't. You're ruining the purpose of singles bars. And if you just want a drink, go to a regular bar... and don't go alone. You'd be like the lone sheep that has strayed from the flock.
Guys: Don't take your girlfriend/wife to singles bars unless you want them to become ex-girlfriends/ex-wives. Seriously. And if, for some uncertain reason, you have to take them to one... stay with them. When another guy sees that a girl is with someone, most would have the respect not to trespass. The rest would prefer to to suffer the consequences. You become a testicular shield. But sitting on the other side of the bar? That's like throwing meat to hungry wolves and expecting it to remain uneatten. It's just stupid... and probably not very nice.
That having been said... here's a quiz I stole from _kastor_:
You're 35% Irish
You're probably less Irish than you think you are... But you're still more Irish than most.
How Irish Are You?
At 35%, I'm apparently more Irish than I thought. Then again, I suppose some of those things apply not only to being Irish, but to being Polish as well. I didn't remember what Saint we have this friday (apparently, it's Saint Patrick)... all I know is that it's Drinking Day.
With that kind of attitude, it's a wonder I'm not more Irish.
Lastly, today I came across something rather disturbing. I weep for society's lost innoncence...
I Rub My Bondage Duckie
Waterproof, personal
massager - 5"X4¾"
Item #: RT138
Price: $18.95
Picture this... you're a guy... and you're in a bar cruising for chicks. Lo and behold, a perfect specimen is sitting at the bar. You do the "walk-by-looking" to scout for signs of competition and to check to see if she has a ring on her finger. All systems are go. You sit down, order a drink, and strike up a conversation. After much wasted effort, she informs you that the guy eyeballing you from across the bar is her boyfriend. D'oh!
Girls: Singles bars are for single people looking to find other single people so that they can "level up" and move out of the singles bars altogether. Women who are not single do not belong there. I don't care if you're being "supportive" of your friend. You're not. Your friend does not appreciate a cock-block just as guys don't. You're ruining the purpose of singles bars. And if you just want a drink, go to a regular bar... and don't go alone. You'd be like the lone sheep that has strayed from the flock.
Guys: Don't take your girlfriend/wife to singles bars unless you want them to become ex-girlfriends/ex-wives. Seriously. And if, for some uncertain reason, you have to take them to one... stay with them. When another guy sees that a girl is with someone, most would have the respect not to trespass. The rest would prefer to to suffer the consequences. You become a testicular shield. But sitting on the other side of the bar? That's like throwing meat to hungry wolves and expecting it to remain uneatten. It's just stupid... and probably not very nice.
That having been said... here's a quiz I stole from _kastor_:
You're 35% Irish
You're probably less Irish than you think you are... But you're still more Irish than most.
How Irish Are You?
At 35%, I'm apparently more Irish than I thought. Then again, I suppose some of those things apply not only to being Irish, but to being Polish as well. I didn't remember what Saint we have this friday (apparently, it's Saint Patrick)... all I know is that it's Drinking Day.
With that kind of attitude, it's a wonder I'm not more Irish.
Lastly, today I came across something rather disturbing. I weep for society's lost innoncence...
I Rub My Bondage Duckie
Waterproof, personal
massager - 5"X4¾"
Item #: RT138
Price: $18.95