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I wish I were making this stuff up:
http://cgi.ebay.com/I-will-be-your-online-friend-companion-buddy-mate-pal_W0QQitemZ5676200757QQcategoryZ1467QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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(revised)
I will be for a duration of time your online buddy or pal. I will send you emails daily to ask you how your day went, and how you are feeling. I am in no way a psychiatrist, nor am I any professional that can deal with any psycologial problems. I'm just here to help brighten somebody's day by saying HI or something of that sort.
you do not have to disclose any personal information, and everything is confidential. I am simplity trying to start a new experiment, and if you enjoy my services, I might pay you to give me a testimony.
With this bid, i will set up a special email address where i can send messages to you.
each auction is for a duration of one week.
Please, serious bids only.
GOOD LUCK!
I forgot just how much fun rooting around the random eBay auctions was. ^.^