one poem;

[wasdepress]

“Ah, for never was a story of more woe than this of the Mock Turtle’s status quo.”

Impressed, hmmm? I, in my infinite despair, have resorted to poetry to pass the time. You children, blessed with youthful hope, have too much energy. An old thing like myself doesn't have quite as much motivation as I did in the good days... When I was a real

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[hiddenarchangel]

Nice hidden message. It would have been more fun if the letters had been all mixed up, but all in all I'll give you a 5/10 for effort.

[wasdepress]

Hidden, like wisdom to the youth. But I am far too old for things like that. Back when I was real, perhaps. When you're merely a mock-thing, it's hard to find the energy for much of anything.

Why, once I hid so many things! Long ago, when the Lobster-Quadrille was popular, when that sad snail would not, could not, would not, could not join the dance. Do you know that dance? All young ruffians ought to dance it at least once.

If you dance it once a day, you can put off being some mock-thing, like myself. O, woe to me! If only I had some one, anyone give me that advice!

[skater_lynx]

....WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

[wasdepress]

Some mock-thing, not meant to be, past his prime, lost from all the joys of the world, Mock-Turtle, mock-thing, the most woefulest of creatures, doomed to Mocklihood for all eternity.

[skater_lynx]

Okay, So you're mock-thing named Mock-Turtle or a Mock-thing that is a mock-turtle. Why can't you stop um..'mocklihood'? This makes my head hurt.

Where are you from? mock-land?

[wasdepress]

Wonderland.

[tobethebest]

thusIamborn...Thus, I am born. [She feels like a secret agent with this code! Time to investigate! +-+]

You're...the Mock Turtle? And you were only just born?

[wasdepress]

Born, only to die. As if such a thing could be considered life! A Mock Life for the Mock Turtle! A Mock Life for a Mock Girl! A Mock Life for all things under the Mock Sun! Tomorrow will be another Mock Day, for another Mock Year, for another Mock Life!

O, what a depressing Mock World we live in. If I had never been born at all, I would never have to face such Mock Pain!

[tobethebest]

BornTodie...

That's really depressing. It can't all be that bad, right? But, I wonder. Are you talking about the next event? Does that mean the next event will be a bad one?

[wasdepress]

The event of life, perhaps.

[wants_ur_ears]

Plagiarism is a crime in some places, you know.

[wasdepress]

ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS SHOW-EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE-ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES ARE IMPERSONATED… POORLY. THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY ANYONE.

[wants_ur_ears]

...okay.

[tadanokusuriuri]

Born, and old already?

Tsk, tsk.

[wasdepress]

An old mock-thing like myself simply rushes through life-- straight through it! There's no time to stop and smell the shoe polish, which is truly unfortunate. What kind of chap can't tell his shoe polishes apart?

A Mock chap, that it. O, woefulest of days! No shoes for my fins, no class for the Mock Turtle!

[tadanokusuriuri]

Perhaps simpler shoes... are in order.

[Hey, he wears geta. No polish needed!]