Amendment One

[washa_way]

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I have a problem.

Comments

[spuffyduds]

Man, I wish I could come up with something. Does the science department at school still keep any animals? Shredded bedding might really be a good use, as the animals would be constantly depositing their well-thought-out evaluations of his character.

[andeincascade]

Maybe grind them into confetti and throw it in the next Pride Parade?

[womzilla]

Mail them to Scott with a rainbow card and a simple message like "No more."?

More seriously, give them to a library. Libraries *will* buy his books regardless of his politics (he's still one of the most popular writers in the field), so you've reduced his sales by N copies.