How much more of THE MAN can I be? (rhetorical question) | PLUS...win $5

[wassdog]

Hey, so on the first day of school I went to visit some friends at their onc-ampus apartment. The whole complex just became dry and of course there was so drinking going on, but bare in mind that this is moving day. All of a sudden we hear a noise from the window and it is a campus police officer creeping on us, moving threw the bushes so he can

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[sassyassandi]

I won a costume contest once. The year was 1994 and I went as Tonya Harding... my ice skates over one shoulder and a retractable baton over the other.

My suggestion for you is to go as a gynecologist. The costume is relatively inexpensive and fairly comfortable, plus think about all those impressionable drunk girls... you know the ones, at the end of the night and the bottom of the bottle of so-co, they'll be looking for something to prove.

I'm a dirty old woman.

[tracheattack]

be marisa tomei

no, seriously, just be marisa tomei

i'lltorqueyou

[vincelatello]

go as the new star wars dvds.

you know this is the best idea so far.

[cahms]

You could go as Jack the Ripper and your lady friend can go as Mary Jane Kelly. This gives you the bonus of your lady friend going as either pre or post mortem Mary Jane Kelly. :-)

Yeah, I rule.