lolz lolz lolz

[wasslara]

I got a cease and desist letter from the Church of Scientology. Lawlz. Yes, Scientology, I will cease all my illegal activities riiiiiiiiight...now. Oh, wait, I've never actually done anything illegal, it's kind of hard to stop something you've never started, isn't it?

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[lair_it_up]

"But we can't blow up the building"
"Why not?!"
"Well, that would be illegal..."

[londubh]

did they cite What illegal activities you had allegedly been engaged in?

[sirjiles]

I was just thinking how funny it would be to write the Church of Scientology a cease and desist letter with the same structure as the one they wrote. =P

[wasslara]

Oh, hell, that would be funny. I wouldn't know where to deliver it, though. Probably somewhere in Clearwater,,,,