holy crap. few who enter the threshold of that house are going to leave sober. and you definitely won't. and i'm going to attempt to top my previous record of 27 drinks. i anticipate many puke-n-rallies, lots of people passing out, and a ton of hangovers. there will be no spaghetti wrestling, and i am still reigning champ. jason will be the enforcer of the party, whatever he says goes. if someone gets out of control, jason will literally THROW their ass out, no questions asked. if something gets destroyed, jason will take it out of their ass, AND THEN throw their ass out. no dumbfucks will be tolerated. if you get drunk and get kicked out, that's your own fault. WE WILL NOT PROVIDE YOUR RIDE HOME, so if you plan on getting tanked and causing a ruckus, bring taxi fare.
just layin down a few ground rules before the party. lemme know by about wednesday or thursday morning about how many people are coming. you know i'll be there, and i <3 ya bunches.
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YOU KNOW ILL BE THERE!!!!
hehe I LOVE YOU HEATHER!!!!
CORNERSTONE WAS AMAZING!!!
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hahah.
i love you heather. <3
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i could try coming afterwards.
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just layin down a few ground rules before the party. lemme know by about wednesday or thursday morning about how many people are coming. you know i'll be there, and i <3 ya bunches.
omfg this party is going to top the toga party.
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