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(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (I always do...)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Really only South Park and Boy Meets World.)
× I own lots of books. (I have one shelf of my bookcase full of them, that's it. But I'm very particular about what I read/buy.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Both, depending on the day.)
✓ I love to play video games. (Mostly when I'm at school.)
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Welcome to middle school.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (I've been trying to cut down though.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Maybe the most in my life.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
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× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (I love it.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Of certain things/situations.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Nope.)
× I need/want money right now. (No, but I will in August when I need to buy food.)
× I love sushi. (It's alright. And Dave, most of it actually IS cooked. A lot of it isn't even fish. The more you know...)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Sometimes, when I"m hyper.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Doubt it.)
✓ I have long hair. (Longer than it has been in the past.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Haven't been there yet.)
✓ I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Negative.)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I screen calls at home though...)
✓ I like the way that I look. (Sometimes.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic. (In fact, sometimes I'm TOO optimistic.)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (At times.)
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (Grossssss..no.)
× I slept with a roommate. (I've had all male roommates...awkward.)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (In the bedroom?? haha jk)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (No, but if I have some [or caffiene] and I'm not tired beforehand, I WILL get hyper.)
× I have a lot of friends. (Few really good friends, lots of acquaintances [sp?]...I like it that way.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (Only with certain people.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I have been lately though.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Not really, although I check my friends page once a day at least, more since I joined the Customers Suck group.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I've never been so drunk I passed out.)
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (I wish....molds.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Everyone does.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (That was so high school.)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (haha I have like 29623798461...)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol yes, drugs nooo.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie. (No, but it's awesome.)
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (It's what my mom listens to, so I grew up with it.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Only one or two of them though...)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (With certain things.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Like I need a reason to gain more weight...Halloween is pretty cool though.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat. (More so than the other option.)
× Republican. (Self-centered, closed-minded, money-hungry....NO.)
✓ I don't even know what I am. (I know my opinions, but they don't fit into either of the main "categories.")
× I am punk rockish. (Yeeep, look at my mohawk.)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (In high school, I never did. In college, I do.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car. (I can change and inflate a tire, fill it with gas, and probably change the oil. Other than that, no. Although I should learn if I'm going to be going on a lot of road trips...)
× I love my job(s). (I like the one at school...But Meijer more than cancels that out.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced. (Not even that.)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Just around my house/yard, and at Claire's house...)
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles. (They're pretty rad.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Who doesn't???)
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Gee-tar and bass.)
✓ I hate office jobs. (I actually haven't had one, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like it.)
× I went to college out of state. (4 miles from the border...)
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (I can be...)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours. (Depends...)
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (No, but I'd rather eat somewhere that's not a chain.)
× I can pick up things with my toes. (I have short toes.)
× I can't whistle. (I can, but I can't change pitch.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (I rode one when I was little.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep. (Not that I know of...)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Decade, maybe...)
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Haha...)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (Yum.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (Sure, why not?)
× I am ambidextrous. (Only at a few things...)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (No, but if you said the same thing about pillows it'd be true.)
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth. (Nope, had braces.)
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (I'm doing it again b/c I fucked it up the first time.)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Go outside.)
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (NY,NJ,OH)
× I am extremely flexible. (Quite the opposite.)
× I love hugs more than kisses. (Depends on the mood and obviously the person. Hugs from friends are way better and less awkward then them kissing you and you being like WTF...)
✓ I want to own my own business. (It's the only way I'll go into something business-related.)
× I smoke. (Ew.)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (But would I really want to be?)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Movies + music...)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Not yet...)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I always feel like it's my fault.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (It's not a solo game...)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Music eternally...)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (CD's...)
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (I tend to be when I'm at work...)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian. (a.k.a: a Rebublican who won't admit it.)
✓ I can speak more than one language. (I still remember a little bit of Spanish.)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (If I'm really tired.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (But I like both pretty equally...)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (No, my parents are still together.)
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (I was a planned baby...)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (People suck.)
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Sure...I have my NES and SNES...and I'm going to buy a Genesis at a thrift store sometime...)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (hahahahaha)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Yes to the eating thing, at school when my day is swamped.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
✓ I obsessively wash my hands. (When I'm at work.)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (Claire's hair-tie on my left wrist.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (ATTN: Dave.
Clerks.)
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (No but I've had more than one stupid ricer stop next to me at a light and rev his engine like he wanted to race. Funny thing is, I know my stock V6 Accord could beat his hilarious-looking Dodge Neon.)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Again, quite the opposite.)
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (I just want to drive a DeLorean...)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Yep.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (As I said...people suck.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (But I'm no good at it.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (I added a hard-drive and am eventually putting in more RAM...does that count?)
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (For like, 5 seconds...jump in, get out, put clothes back on..)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (In elementary school.)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (Chipotle!!!)
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (Not so much loving it, but I am part Irish...)
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin! (Twins are weird.)
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Because generic 'fun' refers to getting plastered.)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (Not on average, but some days I can...)
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded. (I think I am pretty open-minded as it is.)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (From Myspace/Purevolume, and iTunes if I have a giftcard.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (wtf is that.)
✓ I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (wtf is that part deux.)
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (Maybe when I was 12.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (I like singing to it too...)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (I already know that.)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
× I think this survey is particularly long. (I've seen longer...)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Fuck Starbucks. And while you're at it, fuck Wal-mart. Twice.)